All I ever wanted

An assortment of golden space eggs. Irregularities are to be expected. They’ll feel that much better going up your butt.

“Hm. I shall pet them all. With my ass, later.”

(yes, that’s an actual egg out of my fridge. hux enjoyed petting it. as much as he enjoys anything)

“HUX. You’re supposed to *pet* the egg. Not hump it!”

“I believe this one’s called an ‘easter egg’.”

Number 5 – Pet an egg.

“There are so many kinds of eggs in the galaxy!”

“Which kind needs to be petted for the happiness?”

“I’m not sure. We should just pet them all.”

“These small golden ones. I can think of better things to do with them than pet them.”

“Later, Hux.”

(more in the captions)

minm31:

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Kylo takes part in an ancient Force ritual where he takes the role of ‘Vessel’. he is reverently made up and adorned with jewels and sweet smelling oils by the knights of Ren. He is then placed on an altar waiting for whomever the Knights have chosen to ‘fill the vessel’ as it were. To his surprise Hux shows up. And Hux… well mark him down as equally surprised bur also weirded out and horny!

kyluxhardkinks:

prompt submitted to the kylux hard kinks exchange

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crimsontentacles:

“oh my, General.”

Hux should really trim his nails. He won’t tho.

kylostahp:

“What if I want you to let yourself go? Look at you. Twitching and jerking in my hand. It won’t be long until you can’t hold back.”

hey so this thing that @verybadhedgehog wrote fucked me up

stardestroyervigilance:

shoutout to the kylux fandom for giving ‘eggs’ the most ominous backstory of any relatively innocent object i’ve ever seen

allmannerofsomethings:

Happy Easter Hux…

(That tentacled creature LOVED Hux…everywhere…)

horatiosroom:

commission for @skolio of a scene from this chapter of myspace au (ver 1.0)!!

nothin sexual is going on and both of them are 18 at this point in the story anyway so plz be gentle aaaaaa

letmeputitinyourbutt:

comraderevelin:

@letmeputitinyourbutt ~~this is your fault~~ I made you a present.

This started as just an urge to draw belly button and spiraled out of control. 😐

Omg this is amazing! The gag, the outfit, the nipple piercings, the pose! I love everything about this!