nitewrighter:

I love the “Hux has a cat” fanon because like…it’s not even a very Star Wars-y cat and we just sort of take it for granted like, there have to be cats in star wars even though it’s literally a galaxy far far away and we just give him an orange tabby. Like you know people are going to have conversations like, “Hux is off doing a top-secret mission to Corellia. Make sure his cat is fed.”

“His…lothcat?”

“No it’s just a cat.”

“A what?”

“Well it’s like a miniature nexu but calmer and less bitey.”

“You mean a pitten? I thought most of them died with Alderaan.”

“No it’s a cat. It’s like a cantrosian but smaller and not sentient.” 

“Creepy…”

And you know eventually someone who’s visiting a First Order star destroyer is going to see Millicent skulking around and just point and go, “What the fuck is that?”

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