tired-techie:

Welcome home 🎀
A.k.a. when the mission was a success AND he actually filled his mission report.

jeusus:

I WONDER

Coloring Book of Butts: Return of the Butts (vol.6 here)

pixielovepunch:

Kinktober #3 – Public.

mythoughtcrime:

Posting a few of my spoiled prince!kylo sketches~

I’ll be posting more throughout the week

first-disorder:

I had a thought about the whole alien dick loving Hux and
What if he had a collection of alien dildos, like he has one cabinet filled with rows of alien sex toys of all shapes and sizes and colors, and some are just fuckin extreme like:

Keep reading

“#i like the implication that hux is a connoisseur of alien dicks” Perhaps not just alien dicks. All dicks. General Hux, Dick Connoisseur

kylostahp:

kdazrael:

kylostahp:

Look I’m just imagining teenage!Hux poring over the illustrations in old Imperial xenoanatomy texts with wide eyes, like what even is that thing and how could that possibly fit anywhere and obsessing over those thoughts until they finally circle properly around to …would it feel good and he has the most inappropriate sexual awakening ever for a proper son of the Empire.

(This is a lie: hundreds of thousands of proper sons of the Empire have had exactly the same experience. They were also properly filled with Imperial institutional xenophobic shame. Hux, meanwhile, just gets fucked by a Togruta on his first unsupervised shore leave.)

Also, please imagine that ex-imp/FO at some point get a reputation for this and it becomes the bedrock of galactic humour, the same way people like to make off-colour jokes about Welsh people being sheep-shaggers, or everyone in the rural american south marrying their cousin.

So like, every time FO officers are trying to raid a cantina they get a bunch of yinchorri cackling and saying OOH BACKS AGAINST THE WALL, LADS, IT’S THE FIRST ORDER and OOH STRIP SEARCH ME OFFICER I’M PACKING A FEARSME WEAPON. And the officers are all ‘No, stop this at once. This is important military matter!’

for some reason I thought of Kate Beaton’s Les Mis comic with Jean Valjean like “ooh Javert, you FOUND me” and cackled aloud

sigalawin:

@mythoughtcrime‘s Spoiled Prince AU!! a watercolor painting i made for @degreesofinsanity because we met up a while ago sjskdjdjkfjkd

the-pudding-is-a-lie:

Somewhat belongs to this other picture.

I just really like the thought of Hux taking good care of his belongings.

kyluxxury:

@kawaiilo–ren

palalife:

Everyone knows not to underestimate the soft-spoken, fancily dressed young Prince/Senator Ben Organa-Solo; it is rumored he has the support of a legendary general with a dark fleet of thousands.

Even though Emperor Hux might tolerate the Senate and only returns with cold stare when facing criticisms and those who oppose him, it’s rumored he is the patron of a dark knight to assassinate anyone who is a threat.

I am all for secret identify /lying on the floor

basically no one knows they are related ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)