once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage
It starts with a funeral in Georgia, with Ben pretending to be Hux’s fiance.
It ends with a wedding.
Sometimes you have to tell a lie to find the truth.
the conclusion of the structural fabrications series
Really it’s just … about a lot of sex and a cemetery. And there’s a cat in a sink. So…enjoy.
Ahoy! It seems like ages since I’ve made a post like this, but that’s right!! OBMN has finally updated with a double-whammy length chapter of just over 20k! Thank you all so so much for being so patient with me, I hope this chapter makes up for my absence! You can find the link to AO3 here, and as always, here’s a preview!
Instead of being shot at, or stabbed, or kicked or punched or bit like he thought Hux would do, he was met with an armful of Admiral, who began steadily sobbing into his chest.
“You came for me.” Hux whispered, and Kylo gathered him up fully, not caring that they were getting soaked to the bone from the rain, that blood was pouring in streams from the bodies around them, everything was right with the world because Hux was back in his arms.
“Of course I did. I’ll always come for you.” Kylo assured him, rocking them gently and pressing light kisses to Hux’s hair. His lips came back bloody, but that wasn’t going to stop him from showering Hux in all the love he deserved.
His phone blinked awake in the
darkness. Squinting his eyes against the sudden light, Hux rolled over to
paw at the screen until he could see what was going on.XXDarthRenXX
has added you on SnapChatXXDarthRenXX
sent you a SnapUnthinking, he pressed down on the
little red square and was greeted with the image of an attractive
dark haired man, sprawled back across his bed. He’d pulled up his shirt to show
off a toned stomach and what seemed to be a newly pierced nipple. Hux could see
the stud, winking cheekily against the flush-red of the man’s skin. Beneath the
picture the caption read ‘like it?’ He barely had time to take in the image
before it winked out again.He gaped down at his phone as his
cock gave a sharp throb against the sheets.He swiped his thumb across the
screen to open the chat. He bit his lip for a moment, unsure of how to respond.
He’d never been sent unsolicited pictures before but hell, if this guy wanted to
show off…He typed in a fire emoji and hit
send before he could change his mind.XXDarthRenXX
is typing…XXDarthRenXX
sent you a Chati
didnt think u would answerHux frowned at the screen. Wasn’t
that the point of the snap? To get some sort of reaction out of him? The blue
dot in the corner showed that Darth Ren, whoever he was, was waiting for an
answer.Why
wouldn’t I?A long pause. The blue dot in the
corner hovered ominously.u
haven’t returned my texts since we broke upOh. Oh. Fuck. This was a wrong…number? Screen name? Either way this guy
deserved to know he wasn’t sending pictures to his ex…girlfriend? Boyfriend?
His fingers hovered over the keys—wondering how best to explain that sorry, no,
he was just a complete stranger who had quite
enjoyed that picture thank you but you probably shouldn’t send any more—XXDarthRenXX
sent you a SnapXXDarthRenXX
sent you a Video
Something stupid I did to take my mind off finals
There are TWO WHOLE CHAPTERS of this nonsense on AO3
that’s right! Two chapters! (so far! No. 3 is coming)
Part Three of the Hipster Bar/Body Mod AU that needs a better name.
In which Hux’s day at the office goes very well, then very poorly, then very well again.
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2yeYnUN
by zannarl20
A stranger in a church, eyes greener than the sea, a taste for power too strong, and lines that can never be uncrossed.
or,
Father Ren falls hard, and he has found a new being to worship.Words: 5263, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren
- Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren
- Additional Tags: Priest Kylo Ren, Demon Armitage Hux, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting, sort of, Gratuitous Smut, Anal Sex, Praise Kink
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2yeYnUN
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Characters: Snoke (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux
Additional Tags: Paranormal, Historical, Psychological Horror, Period Typical Attitudes, Physical Disability
Summary:At the tail end of World War Two, young Armitage Hux leaves the stifling atmosphere of his parents’ house and starts working for the strange, deformed Doctor Snoke. His work in Snoke’s orbit brings him into contact with Ben, a mysterious servant with a gruesome, scarred face. At first Armitage is horrified by Snoke and Ben, but as time goes by he realises that he might be more like them than his own family.
IT’S DONE HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
Hux, too, knew how to
break people, but he also knew when not to;
his own Stormtrooper program that his unconditioned officers operated was proof
of that. Clearly, this was a distinction Snoke failed to understand.When Kylo returns from a meeting with his master broken and
wrong, it becomes clear that Snoke has gone too far. Hux is left to not only
pick up the pieces, but to put them back together again while considering the
past and the future.Holy shit, you guys have no idea how excited I am to finally
be posting the first chapter of this. I’ve been working on it for literally a
year now (yep, started September 2016) and I’ve finally got it ready to start
posting. Most of it is already written and what isn’t has been fully planned,
so I’ll be doing approximately weekly updates until it’s done. So yeah, here you are, the beginning of the first long fic I’ve written in a long time
The Eldritch Effect (Kylux Ghost/Cryptid Hunter AU)
I just realised that after 17 months this series has reached 24 fics totalling nearly 104,000 words!
The main story isn’t finished yet, though I hope it soon will be, but passing that 100k milestone feels like a real achievement. It’s been such a privileged to commission and work with so many talented artists on this AU – @sinningsquire , @the-pudding-is-a-lie , @sakurita94 , @boredbyreality , @sinfullucifer , @darcydent – and I just wanted to put it all I could find in one place. This AU means so much to me, and I feel absolutely blessed that you guys have supported this weirdness from day one.
To celebrate here’s the updated playlist-
Listen on Spotify or on Youtube using the links below
Chapter One | Fortunate Son – Creedence Clearwater Revival / Carry On My Wayward Son – Kansas | Chapter Two | FireSoilSlave – Nerve Harvest* / Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us – My Chemical Romance | Chapter Three | Bad Boy Good Man – Tape Five / He’s A Pirate – Klaus Badelt | Chapter Four | Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon / Song To Pan – Inkubus Sukkubus / When You Don’t See Me – Sisters of Mercy | Chapter Five | The Thing That Should Not Be – Metallica / Cry Little Sister – G Tom Mac | Chapter Six | Summer Breeze – Type O Negative / Hotel California – Eagles | Chapter Seven | For Whom The Bell Tolls – Metallica / Treacherous Thing – Ego Likeness / It Will Come Back – Hosier | Chapter Eight | The Sound of Silence – Disturbed / Enjoy The Silence – Depeche Mode | Chapter Nine | Cars – Fear Factory / Hazard – Richard Marks / Runs In The Family – Amanda Palmer | Chapter Ten | Ghost Story – Charming Disaster / Sympathy for the Devil – Guns N Roses | Chapter 11 | Arsonist’s Lullabye – Hozier / Big Black Nothing – Conor Oberst & The Mystic Valley Bang | Chapter 12 | Thunderbird – Quiet Riot / Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying – Fallout Boy / We Belong Together – Robert & Johnny | Chapter 13 | Detonation Boulevard – Sisters of Mercy / The Logical Song – Supertramp | Chapter 14 | You’re My Best Friend – Queen / I Adore You – Queen Adreena
And to help newcomers here’s a timeline for the whole series-
I had to get one more fic post in before more Hux backstory info (!??! I think?) comes out tomorrow! Not that this is backstory heavy for him or anyone, it’s seedy hotel room marathon sex with Hux being pretend horrified that he’s allowed himself to succumb to his mystical bodyguard’s charms when they’re on a boring mission during the first year of their ~~working relationship~~, plus what happens next …!
dispatches from the dumpster 