
The general is malfunctioning
once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage
can I just say as a brief aside how much I love Hux. He looks like the deranged personification of the most unhinged British foreign policy choices circa 1890. He looks like he should be wearing a pith helmet and screaming about the colonials. He looks like he should be in the jungle trying to locate Kurtz and hating every second of it. He looks like he is Kurtz. He looks like a boy they left behind on the island at the end of Lord of the Flies because he cannibalized Piggy. He looks like he should be wearing jodhpurs and puttees and using his manservant as a human mounting block to get on his camel. He looks like a Rudyard Kipling short story. He looks like he thinks World War I is going to be over before Christmas. He looks like he might inherit a small barony and will immediately evict the tenants. He looks like he engineered an elaborate plot to get another boy expelled from Eton because he snapped him in the ass with a towel in the locker room one time, He looks like murdered a commoner for saying Queen Victoria was fucking John Brown.
Turn of the century lookin ass motherfucker. I love him.
Like, I think I’ve said this before, but I can’t overstate it enough: I think people don’t give enough credit to the combination of the people who did the casting, and Domhnall Gleeson, because there was no actor on this green Earth who was going to so flawlessly, cuttingly, razor-sharply spot-on eviscerate that particular extremely British stereotype as a ginger with a green passport and a bunch of silent letters in his name, you know?
Ain’t nobody hates the British like an Irishman. He did fucking research, and brought every ounce of frothing-at-the-mouth nuance a single human could channel, born of hundreds of years of hate and persecution and bloody oppression, cranked that shit up to eleven, and broke off the knob.
(Oh I hadn’t known that Oswald Mosley was Anglo-Irish. Well shit, that makes it personal, no fucking wonder Gleeson had such a fucking field day.)
That was genius born of centuries-long rage.

A WIP, because it’s taking a while and I’ve been doing a lotta talk and not enough upload!

I am missing our fearless Hux, with that little face twitch, whenever someone dared to interrupt him.
I want to appreciate once again, that Hux, given like several days after Starkiller catastrophe, used that time to strengthen the security measures and developinstall hyperdrive tracking. And it all worked!
(Because it was logical to predict that Resistance will try to 1) get away, 2) send spies).
I want t-shirts with poster-Hux and slogans like: “I work two shifts and What have You achieved?”
Hux: what are your orders, Supreme Leader?
Kylo: did you not see my battle plan?
Hux: you mean this placemat that has KILL THEM ALL written on it in red crayon?
Shippy/spoilery musings under the cut

I was crying for a fic that has 1) throne room smut 2) hux calling kylo supreme leader in bed 3) hux being collared and complimented on his loyalty and @longstoryshortikilledhim answered my prayer with this gorgeous, smothering hot fic???? I forever cry