thesunandoceanblue:

(Listen my
pal I see your figure skater!Hux and raise you figure skater!Hux with ice hockey!Kylo)

Ice ice babies AU!!

• Hux has
  recently moved to the states, from England, on a scholarship to an Ivy League
  college for his skating.  He’s like the
  poster boy for being perfect and pretty and everything everyone wants to be. He’s
  a fucking bitch. To everyone. Has like two friends.

• Kylo attended college, also on a scholarship with
  hockey. Majoring in traditional art. But he ended up dropping out because he
  couldn’t stay focused. (Totally has a sick Vader sleeve tattoo like wtf
  right??) His cousin Rey does figure skating. She’s good; small and petite but
  confident.  Kylo is big and dangerous and
  probably killed somebody with the blade of his skate. His only friend is Rey
  and maybe sometimes Poe.

• Hux is awfully flirty, almost a little slutty, towards
  both figure skaters and hockey players, boys and girls alike. Kylo hates how
  confident and sure of himself Hux is. Made to perform, to glide around the ice
  and flaunt his beauty and grace.

• They make snide comments to one another, snippy and
  bitchy and horrid. Kylo hardly thinks figure skating is a real sport and Hux
  hardly thinks beating people to a pulp is either. “It mustn’t be hard to be liked if your whoring yourself out, I suppose,”
  Kylo purrs one night as he glides past Hux. Hux just trips him up and Kylo ends
  up face first in the ice, receiving a bloody nose. They end up fucking in the
  locker room after that.

• They become… a thing. Just a lot of sleeping together
  at first. After games and training. But then they laugh at each other’s jokes.
  Kylo carries Hux’s duffle bags. Hux patches up Kylo’s wounds.

• Hux ends up moving off campus and in with Kylo. He
  covers the expenses, tells Kylo not to worry about paying rent. Any way to
  spend his father’s money. Kylo repays him with blowjobs most of the time. Hux
  wears Kylo’s jerseys to bed. And that’s usually the only thing, maybe
  occasionally socks but almost never any underwear. They’re too big for him,
  always hanging off one shoulder. They lie in bed and talk about their dreams,
  their futures on the ice.

• Their favourite place to fuck is on the kitchen counter,
  in the mornings. Hux wearing one of Kylo’s unwashed jerseys, legs wrapped tight
  around Kylo as he rocks into Hux lazily, pressing kisses into a freckled
  shoulder. Afterwards, Hux will always make Kylo a continental English
  breakfast, idly commenting on how they should visit his hometown. Kylo thinks
  it would be nice.

• Kylo would never leave any hickeys before a performance
  (but they’d always have good luck sex the night before). He loves watching Hux
  practice. Absolutely mesmerised. Hux attended all of Kylo’s games, sporting war
  paint and holding a sign with something obscene written on it. Sometimes Rey
  and her roommate Finn and his boyfriend Poe would join him. If Kylo is sent off
  the ice, Hux will wander down to the penalty box and stand near him, smiling
  encouragingly. After the game, if Kylo was in a particularly foul mood, Hux
  would let his lover fuck him until he can’t walk the next day. That’s when Kylo
  would make him breakfast in bed.

• Kylo will never hesitate to beat the shit out of any of
  the hockey players who hit on Hux, try to get with him, call him a whore. Hux
  adores it, honestly. Sometimes, he’ll lead the boys on, with flirty winks and
  inviting smiles. Drawing them close like a siren, making sure Kylo definitely
  knows. And Kylo just intervenes. Completely livid, destroying whoever dare
  touches his Hux. Hux delights in it. And they run off to go fuck somewhere,
  claiming each other profoundly

• And things seem to be going fine, domestically. They (Hux)
  pay the bills on time. They cook cute meals together and Hux always sits on
  Kylo’s lap when they eat. They go to the rink each night to train. Getting all
  too distracted by each other.

• But then… Hux feels like he’s getting too distracted.
  He used to train three hours a night, usually more on weekends. Kylo fills up
  most of his free time, they spend entire Sundays to themselves because neither
  have classes/work. If Hux is honest with himself, he spends more time kissing
  and fucking Kylo than he does training. And it’s not okay. Meanwhile, Kylo’s
  terrible temper and violent ways are never going to get him anywhere. He won’t
  be taken seriously. He’s too volatile. Too dangerous. He’ll sooner end up in
  prison than competing professionally.

• They get into a terrible fight one night. They’re drunk
  and angry and stressed. Hux accuses Kylo of holding him back. That he is
  talented and already has potential career options but Kylo isn’t going to get
  anywhere with the way he plays, that he’s going to be stuck working at his
  dad’s shitty garage forever. Kylo expressly tells Hux that he doesn’t even want
  to be with a prissy primadonna whore
  anyway. They scream at one another, throwing half of their possessions around.
  Kylo breaks three of Hux’s trophies. Since their apartment has been long since
  been in Hux’s name and given that he pays all the rent, Kylo ends up storming
  out, collecting a bag full of clothes and toiletries (that were scattered all
  over the floor) and leaves for Rey’s house.

• Hux diverts his full attention back to figure skating.
  He’s damn near perfect. But it isn’t the same.

Bonus:

Rey – Kylo’s adopted cousin, cute little figure skater.
Will rek u up if necessary. Adopted father is a complete hippie (she kinda is
too). Works at her uncle’s garage w/ Kylo.

Finn – Used to be on Phasma and Kylo’s team but they
were all so scary. He quit. But now works at the ice rink, a job Poe got for
him. Roommates with Rey

Poe – Finn’s gorgeous bf. Works at the kiosk. Skates but
not professionally/for any sport. Flirts with Finn at work way too much. Kylo’s
one other friend really

Phasma – Captain of the ice hockey team The Troopers. Ruthless but a v good
leader. Clashes with Kylo. Loves giving Hux shit. Will take none of your
excuses.

Tina (Phasma’s tiny gf) – She is smol and mean. Does
both figure skating and hockey. The goalie of the team. Phasma is so gay for
her. (From England, like Hux, same scholarship as him and is one true friend)

Snoke – creepy mentor. Likes to pretend he’s the coach.
Feeds Kylo’s violent ways. Hux thinks he’s a pervert. Probably is.

(Part 2)