The Santa Spectacular
It’s six weeks before Christmas, and theater company manager Armitage Hux is the proud owner of a stale holiday revue, dwindling box office receipts, and a suddenly Santa-less show. He’s pulled himself out of scrapes before, but hiring a last-minute replacement may prove to be one of the
craziestbest decisions he’s ever made.[excerpt]:
Holy shit.Applicant forty-three was huge. And gorgeous. And absolutely wrong for the part.
The person who stood before them wore a devilish smile, shoulder-length hair, and a stubbled jaw. A threadbare tee clung to his massive biceps, while a pair of skin-tight jeans showed off a delectable ass that begged to be squeezed.
“This guy looks more Back in Black than Santa Baby,” Hux declared, horrified as his voice dissolved into an embarrassing squeak.
“I’d be his baby any day,” Mitaka breathed.
Dear @nerdylicious-fan :
I had such a fun time writing this AU, and did my best to include your likes (fluff, angst, and Millicent!) while keeping the story from veering into explicit territory (fair warning in advance, though, for the lame puns and bawdy humor). So here it is—a holiday fic with a somewhat Grinch-y Hux, and a sexy Kylo who brings back his seasonal spirit. I hope the boys and this story bring you some holiday cheer! ❤
Rated M for language and sexual innuendo.
Part of the 2018 @kyluxsecretsanta 2018 collection on AO3!
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