My headcanon is that while program Hux knows what kisses are (duh, they’ve access to the holonet obviously), he has never kissed. After all, what use are such ‘user behaviour’ for a general of the Grid? Kylo is happy to share his knowledge.
Modern benarmie au in which Armie is on a road trip to scatter his father’s ashes, a condition of the will. He hates everything about this, and in a fit of pique he picks up Ben, a hitchhiker, who is much bigger than he is and looks dangerous. When Ben hears what Armie is doing, he asks, “Did you kill him?” Armie says no, then adds with a laugh that he almost wishes he had. Ben responds after a pause, “I killed my father,” and Armie starts to wonder if he’s made a terrible mistake. But by this point he’s oddly attracted to this sullen, sharp-witted boy, and despite himself he wants to see how this whole thing will turn out.
@cosleia (oO v Oo) in my head it all turns out sad but good? *cries*
My first real, actual, true collab with my idol @littleststarfighter!!! We fangirled on the fic and then she drew these wonderful lines and I tried to not completely ruin them ( / ._.)
Here are @littleststarfighter‘s original lines in all their glory so you can be blessed too:
When my idol @jeusus asked if I wanted to collab. I died and resurrected. I’m at a loss for words over how beautiful the painting is and how she made my lines come to life. I’M NEVER LOST FOR WORDS LOL But it’s just so amazing and I can’t have asked for a better partner to work on such a hot story by a great writer.
I think you are going to Lego “Ebb and Flow” by @moonwalkingcrab. In the fic, Hux visits a spa where services are provided by gentle tentacle creatures.” Hope this is close to what you were looking for!
dispatches from the dumpster 