Tag: the one with the grease

Kylo combs people’s minds for dirty fantasies when he’s bored. Sometimes it’s bland, sometimes it’s hilarious, and a few times he’s pretty sure he’s found blackmail material if he ever decides to go for that sort of thing. He’s expecting Hux to be super boring when he finally gets a look at him. Instead he gets hit in the face with the filthiest, weirdest, hottest daydreams he has ever seen. He can’t get enough. (And that’s before he starts seeing himself in them.)

verybadhedgehog:

reserve:

Hi everyone, please reblog this wonderful nsfw head canon with Hux’s fantasies. Thank you. 

1: two fine young men in uniform, each providing a mouth to one of Hux’s nipples, their hands joined on his cock, as he reclines like the pillow prince he is. The identities of the men vary.

2: (the old favourite) being entirely naked except for his coat, boots & cap, on the bridge
2a: being entirely naked apart from a white Imperial cape and boots and accepting the “respects” of a long queue of people

3: a wet tongue on his arsehole and the tip of a long nose pressing at him (at this point, Kylo starts to think “hmmmm”)

4: (another old favourite) dirty cantina rough trade! Big lads who don’t say much and fuck him against the bar while an audience yells and throws credits

5: consentacles

6: being rubbed all over with grease by a team of flight deck engineers and probed with a variety of tools

7: Kylo all done up in fine leather straps and taking a large dildo by using the Force on it