me, watching tfa: oh boy! i love poe and i love finn the stormtrooper and the heroes so great! look at rey she’s so cool!
me: *gets home*
me, 5 seconds later: i will follow hux into the depths of hell to ensure he takes his rightful place at the throne i will not see a single hair on his firey head come to harm for he shall usher in a glorious new empire of order and prosperity all hail hux the new emperor
In the Yorkshire dialect (which I speak) the word “the” pretty much vanishes. It’s often written as “we go down t’mine” but the t’ is more of a glottal stop that a distinct noise.
I love to imagine Hux with a secret accent that loses words when he gets really REALLY angry and Kylo being like “I get that you’re angry but I have no idea what you just said.”
Mitaka speaks the same dialect and if Hux happens to get drunk at the same time as him, they become utterly incomprehensible. Phasma is convinced they’re making it up to fuck with her.
Just saying. It’s a common headcanon. And one that’s hella hot.
YES
This is the song of my people.
Kylo: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Hux: This just says, “I can do what I want.”
“Did you see them looking at me? I could fuck every single one of them and no one would dare say anything about it.”
Drunk Emperor playing with his Knight’s already rather limited tolerance for bullshit all night by flirting with his guests and then landing the final blow during the elevator ride back to his apartments.
I used my Emperor verse for this but the whole pinning Hux against the wall in an elevator idea was inspired by @crackedverbosity‘s story called The Sovereign (from a chapter that’s not yet available because I’m a very lucky lady who got to read it) so this picture is dedicated to you dear ❤
“I get that you’re angry but I have no idea what you just said.”
dispatches from the dumpster 