someone write the thing – dispatches from the dumpster

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High Class Escort AU:

Hux has always been out, and he had never hid it

When he goes to functions he always brought his ex, after the breakup he no longer has anyone to go with

Not wanting to go alone and not only be the only one without a date but also the only openly gay man at the function he gives in and calls the number that his seedy business partner Snoke gave him

The women on the line asks for what he wants and he says tall, because he wants them to look good together

She offers to send him pictures of a few he says no need, just handsome, tall, and knows how to handle himself in high society

She says they have one who fits that, and offers a picture, instead he just says to fly him out to where the dinner is and they can meet at his hotel

There is a pause and the women lets him know this one does not do sexual favours

Hux is now embarrassed and a little angry, he never planned o sleeping with him, but says fine without arguing the fact with the women

Kylo Ren shows up at his hotel later in the day. He claims he is ready for the weekend, but he looks like a total slob. Has a ton of bags

Hux already thinks this was a huge mistake

Kylo puts down his bags and take his suit-carrier to the bathroom half a hour later Hux is taking that back

Kylo comes out looking amazing, Hux has never seen anyone fill out a suit so well and even his messy bun has disappeared and is replaced with perfectly coiffed hair

His mouth is dry as he takes Kylo’s arm and he knows he is going to spend all weekend trying to get the escort to like him