reserve:

Oi, let’s make tomorrow the biggest, baddest, raunchiest NSFW head canon Friday imaginable. Let’s blow this pervy popsicle stand into the damn sky. I want the SHIT U ARE MOST ASHAMED of liking and wanking to about your OTP and I want to share it right here. Out in the open for all to see and enjoy.

Listen, I’m not saying that porn is an act of resistance, but I am saying that we may as well be proud of what makes us tick, however dark and sordid (or sweet) it may be. So in honor of letting our freak flags fly:

SEND ME YOUR HEAD CANONS

because we’re definitely not watching the inauguration.