or because Hux believes him to be a homophobe. To get revenge and humiliate Kylo, Hux starts catfishing him, pretending to be a woman. When kylo wants pictures, Hux sends photos of himself in skimpy outfits. The thing is, if it’s supposed to be a joke, or a ploy to get ammunition for their arguments, why does Hux keep opening up to kylo when they talk online? And how can he keep up the lies?

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Today in: Pictures That General Hux Would Rather Keep Secret

Years after compromising pictures of Cadet Hux surfaced online, he remains one of the most popular search terms on the First Orders intranet. While the authorities still refuse to make an official statement as to the origin of the material, First Order members can´t seem to get enough of their youngest general. Not even the possibility of imposing sanctions for the possession of said pictures could stop the trend. Rumours have us believe that courageous members of the Order even go as far as decorating their lockers with the forbidden material!

Thanks to @epiccuppycakes who gave me the idea! : D

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High Class Escort AU:

Hux has always been out, and he had never hid it

When he goes to functions he always brought his ex, after the breakup he no longer has anyone to go with

Not wanting to go alone and not only be the only one without a date but also the only openly gay man at the function he gives in and calls the number that his seedy business partner Snoke gave him

The women on the line asks for what he wants and he says tall, because he wants them to look good together

She offers to send him pictures of a few he says no need, just handsome, tall, and knows how to handle himself in high society

She says they have one who fits that, and offers a picture, instead he just says to fly him out to where the dinner is and they can meet at his hotel

There is a pause and the women lets him know this one does not do sexual favours

Hux is now embarrassed and a little angry, he never planned o sleeping with him, but says fine without arguing the fact with the women

Kylo Ren shows up at his hotel later in the day. He claims he is ready for the weekend, but he looks like a total slob. Has a ton of bags

Hux already thinks this was a huge mistake

Kylo puts down his bags and take his suit-carrier to the bathroom half a hour later Hux is taking that back

Kylo comes out looking amazing, Hux has never seen anyone fill out a suit so well and even his messy bun has disappeared and is replaced with perfectly coiffed hair

His mouth is dry as he takes Kylo’s arm and he knows he is going to spend all weekend trying to get the escort to like him

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Kylux UA: The Scavenger and the Prince

Being first to the smoking wreckage of a foreign ship should have earned Hux enough food to last him a week. And yet what he finds is a crying little girl and a dying man, surrounded on all sides by dead stormtroopers in what looks like the aftermath of a vicious battle. Logic tells him to focus on the scavenge, but the young girl’s terrified and desperate cries are impossible to ignore. Before he knows it, he is offering them his home and his help.

Now, Hux has to deal with his new problem. He can already barely feed himself, so how is he supposed to afford the medicine and food needed to keep all of them alive? How long will it take before more soldiers follow, intent on recapturing this pair of young cousins, whoever they might be? He tells himself he’ll regret this, and yet when he sees little Rey’s delighted smiles, and curls up to sleep against human warmth for the first time in fifteen years, he somehow finds himself thinking this might just be the right decision after all. Consequences be damned.