Jesus christ, and he’s already ready for it, too. I wonder just how many times Hux will have heard this happen before losing his cool and taking matters into his own hands.
Hux is a brilliant sniper, resulting in fame throughout the First Order, bringing up moral and recruitment with him as the poster-boy. Unfortunately this makes him public enemy number one for anyone who doesn’t agree with the Order and the Board has requested he get a body guard.
The man who showed up certainly wasn’t what he was expecting.
I had a thought about the whole alien dick loving Hux and What if he had a collection of alien dildos, like he has one cabinet filled with rows of alien sex toys of all shapes and sizes and colors, and some are just fuckin extreme like:
pinch hitting for the KBB was the most fun i’ve ever had being completely stressed out! HAHAHAH!! (-^ O ^-) it feels really amazing to finally see everything come together!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ i’m so proud of everybody involved and can’t thank @kyluxbigbang enough!!! wow! what a thing!!!
so, these three drawings are the pieces i did for @zombiebrainsoup ‘s WAY too wonderful piece! it was an absolute delight and honour to work on this! and the fact that @zombiebrainsoup also turned out to be a lovely, amazing, kind, and funny human being that i am SO happy to have met ~ only makes it all the more wonderful!!! ❤ enjoy the huge flood of content everybody! it’s an amazing time to be here! (^ O^) ❤
look I’m not saying I’ve made some bad life decisions, but I’m currently going through my copy of the (New) Essential Guide to Alien Species and judging them on the criteria of “would Hux fuck that”
Do people remember these? I think they were designed to shut kids up on long walks and car journeys. Every time you saw one of the birds listed you ticked it off, and presumably when you’d got all of them you could finally give up on life and not give a shit about birds anymore.
I’m just saying, there is a 100% chance Hux has one of these on his datapad and it’s called i-Spy Alien Cocks.