Hi everyone, please reblog this wonderful nsfw head canon with Hux’s fantasies. Thank you.
1: two fine young men in uniform, each providing a mouth to one of Hux’s nipples, their hands joined on his cock, as he reclines like the pillow prince he is. The identities of the men vary.
2: (the old favourite) being entirely naked except for his coat, boots & cap, on the bridge 2a: being entirely naked apart from a white Imperial cape and boots and accepting the “respects” of a long queue of people
3: a wet tongue on his arsehole and the tip of a long nose pressing at him (at this point, Kylo starts to think “hmmmm”)
4: (another old favourite) dirty cantina rough trade! Big lads who don’t say much and fuck him against the bar while an audience yells and throws credits
5: consentacles
6: being rubbed all over with grease by a team of flight deck engineers and probed with a variety of tools
7: Kylo all done up in fine leather straps and taking a large dildo by using the Force on it
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Knights of Ren Additional Tags: Clown fetish, coulrophilia, coulrophobia, yep all those things, kyluxhardkinks, Spanking, Name-Calling, Dirty Talk, boy so many things about clown fetishes that i can never unlearn Summary:
For the kyluxhardkinks prompt: “Hux seemed to be the only one in town not bothered by the new trend of Creepy Clowns™ terrorizing the neighborhood. That’s because he makes time in his schedule to blow Kylo, Master of the Creepy Clowns™, in full clown wear behind the local Denny’s parking lot every Tuesday at 5pm after work.”
dispatches from the dumpster 