You caught me, handsome prince. Where are we going?
I’m taking you home.
The sea is my home too.
Techie, we just made up let’s not fight again.
I like making up though.
Yeah.
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Matt and Techie’s don’t often fight but when they do, the fights are legendary, often Techie’s instinct will make him leave land for sometimes weeks at a time. Matt worries a lot, especially the first time it happened, he thought for sure he’d lost him forever.
When Techie has cooled down and is ready to come home he’ll swim in the shallow parts until Matt notices him and then they’ll say very awkward “sorry”s from 20 meters apart and walk back to their little house and make up properly.
@7porgs and I were wondering what suit porn AU!Kylo and Hux would be up to for Valentine’s day. The answer is, it seems, fluffy plugs and pink handcuffs.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Original Characters Additional Tags: canonverse, secret porn habits of the finalizer staff and crew, soft erotica, the most forbidden forbidden soft, gentleness as a kink, agency as a kink, Cuddling & Snuggling, Soft Kylux Summary:
Never trust the IT department. Don’t keep porn on a network server. Don’t access porn on a network server. Your threat model probably didn’t account for Kylo Ren. There might be worse threats to your integrity than getting found out.
All this goes double if you wear two rank bands on your left wrist.
play nice and i might sit on your pretty cock (touch-starved) / wip
hey all – i’ve seen a copy of this piece making rounds in tumblr and i just want to say that it’s not very nice to copy other people’s art and if you’ve reblogged the copy, it would be cool if you could take it down. :I
dispatches from the dumpster 