
I cant believe Matt the radar technician rules the galaxy now
once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage

@first-disorder did this amazing commission of Matt the radar technician with the biggest wrench imaginable for me and I could not be happier with it. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go stare at that tummy mole for the rest of the night now.
TODAY ON UNDERCOVER LOVE:
These two individuals both think they’re participating in the show Undercover Boss as “Matt, Radar Technician” and “David, Payroll Specialist”…
…But what they don’t know is that their co-workers have instead nominated them for Undercover Love, where we play cupid to connect colleagues through false identities so they can get out of their own way and find happiness together!
Today’s participants have been nominated by a co-worker who prefers to remain anonymous, but said she “Really can’t take any more of their nonsense” because “’Matt’ will never be able to get a date on his own and ‘David’ is so sexually frustrated he’s scaring the troops.”
Let’s watch what happens when these two are introduced…