hux-s-hat:

permian-tropos:

egregiousderp:

permian-tropos:

rodatherootless:

Knights of Ren/First Order officers

I think Lt. Mitaka is pretty cute… agreed?

I love the idea of other Knights of Ren seeing Kylo and Hux’s (apparent) relationship and deciding that hey this means they can carry off whatever First Order cuties they want, right??? That’s a thing now??? They never hurt any of them but they ARE entitled edgy emos so there are some kidnappings and botched seductions involving offering corpses of one’s enemies as tokens of affection and a few stalkings and the offers start carrying around tasers to ward off the fuckbois (fuckknights?)

but there are some success stories too

Knights of We Left The Jedi Order So We Could Score On The Younger Hotter Officers On The Other Side?

Frat House of Ren

Knights of We Think We are Better Than Everyone Else Because We Joined A Homoerotic Club So We Can Wear The Same Clothes, Destroy The First Order Property, Drink Cheap Lager And Shag Cute Imperial Boys

If no one has written this yet, I’ll start the petition.