Tag: kinda

Post-TLJ kylux / nulification: Kylo and Hux are still figuring the pecking order out and it leaves Hux all forced choked and bruised, hatefully recovering in his quarters – and then Kylo enters and asks/demands to suck his dick. Hux lets him – tries to return the favour but there is /nothing/ there. Kylo castrated himself for the Force everything after burning the temple -now, disillusioned, gets high on the feeling of Hux getting off. They work out a force-sexual relationship.

reserve:

Whoa. Whooaaaaaa. I kind of love this?? I feel like super cerebral sex is always fascinating, and this just takes it to an entirely new level. I would especially be on board if Hux isn’t terribly kind about Ren’s castration. Maybe he gets off on telling Ren how repulsive it is that he’s mutilated himself in this way, and Ren begs Hux to describe the sensations of actually having a cock, even tho he can feel it through the Force….

archangels-and-timelords:

Hello, fandom. The first thing I actually post to contribute and it’s this… But the idea wouldn’t leave me alone. 

Story time: I had a dream in which Hux was wearing something like this, and it was hilarious. Kylo had to rescue him, Hux was furious, Kylo was a little turned on, yadda yadda. Then I buy this Star Wars colouring book and there’s an Art Nouveau Slave Leia page. And it’s beautiful. And the first thing I think of is: Hey, I should draw Hux in that. So I traced a few elements of the Leia piece so that the pose would be the same and they could be mirrors of each other. Then I start altering…. Sex change and thinning-out on the body, completely new face and hair, new weapon, and radically different background. I spent a ridiculous amount of time staring at pictures of almost-naked Domhnall Gleeson. And what I end up with is this. The Starkiller-as-halo effect was kind-of an accident, but I love it. 

ok hux going undercover in a dress instead of phasma needs to be a fic like yesterday i cant believe this

ghuleh-ren:

huxblush:

I cannot believe it hasn’t been done tbh. I would offer to write it myself but I am a horrible writer. But like Phasma comes down the stairs in this dress that’s the opposite of what she should be wearing. It’s just awkward for everyone involved. She’s gorgeous in a dress that fits her properly and accentuates her build but this one is just awful. 

They’re laying low in deep cover in an apartment on some backwater planet with a bottle of very cheap but very potent booze. Phasma comes back down the creaking metal stairs, laughing after she changes back into her comfortable sweatpants and tosses the dress to Kylo who tosses the dress at Hux as a joke. Hux is more than a little tipsy and decides to try it on because… What the hell? Why not? 

He comes down the stairs and Kylo has to scoop his jaw off the floor and shift around to hide his crotch before he can even pretend that Hux looks anything even remotely resembling ridiculous. He retires to bed shortly after because he has to be up early guys. It’s nothing to do with the incomprehensible arousal that he can’t suppress after seeing Hux’s slim but muscular body coated in black and red lace that drops just low enough to reveal a tantalising glimpse of his freckled collar bones. No correlation here. None at all. He promises. 

Yo if this is you answering asks while tipsy, lemme buy you a drink!