
Hux doodle from lunch today.
once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage
1) Awww look at his cute little murder baby face!
2) Bow to the Evil Ginger Space Wizard
3) Hot Damn Starkiller
4) Fuck give me Hux covered in blood and savage
5) Shit, that speech turned me on
6) It’s such a ridiculous speech too.
7) HIS HAT. HIS LITTLE HAT. I WANT IT.
8) Fuck, that uniform. And Hux. Fuck Hux. But Uniforms tho, AM I RIGHT?
9) His hair has been kissed by the light of the suns he destroys.
10) Hux. So evil. So pure. My child.
11) All hail Emperor Hux.
12) Emperor Hux 2016.
13) Fuck.
14) Shit.
15) DAMNIT.
16) WHY does he not say LOATHSOME in the speech in the book? It’s the best part.
17) Competent villain. DO YOU SEE THAT? COMPETENT. VILLAIN.
18) He gonna rule the galaxy one day. Gonna happen.
19) DISNEY don’t you dare kill him before it happens. Only after. If you must. And I know you must. ;.;
20) …please, don’t make Kylo kill Hux, it will break me.
They literally had no idea how fandom would latch onto Hux. Like, no idea.
They don’t even mention him by name in the behind the scenes footage, let alone interview Domhnall about his character.
It’s hilarious.
I mean they talked to Andy Serkis about Snoke and like, who gives a fuck, dude is a fugly old hologram creep.
They talked to Gwendoline Christie, bless her soul, about Phasma, who has less to do in the film and whose helmet never even comes off. (which is like, rude, please give her more to do in the next movie)
Like, seriously. Tell me about this angry ginger twink who talks like he’s always giving a fucking speech (and totally gets off to actually giving a speech). Apparently he hates Kylo Ren? Buddy, me too, please elaborate.
1. Maz-style “Where is my boyfriend?”
2. Where is the lie, though?I haven’t gotten the behind the scenes footage yet, but i was actually looking forwards to it because i thought there would be hux – so i’m honestly really disappointed right now.
I also think it’s kind of rude to not even interview Gleeson about his character? I mean, he plays a big role, and it seems he’s generally ignored in interviews and Star Wars photoshoots? I genuinely hope that’s his own choice, and that he’s not just being completely ignored.
This also annoys me with the merchandise – I understand that they didn’t think he’d be as popular as he is, but he’s not on a single fucking poster i’ve seen. You’ve got Rey, Finn, Poe, Kylo, Phasma and a bunch of troopers. Never Hux.
Bleh- I was really looking forwards to knowing more about Hux
There are four possible reasons for this:
1. Hux isn’t an important character in the SW verse and won’t feature heavily in the future. Snoke and Phasma will be more important in future, and that’s why they’re getting the merch/focus now: to draw your attention to them early. I hate this and hope this is not the case, but it’s possible.
2. In an exact reversal of the above: Hux’s backstory is telling and he is an important character, but they want this to be a surprise, so they are diverting attention to others in the hopes that they
won’t anticipate his future importance.3. Hux wasn’t important, but they have realised since that he has been
taken quite to heart by the fans and thus will have a larger (not large,
but larger) role in the future, BUT they can’t be bothered to spend time/money/effort on retconning him into the pre-planned promotional materials now when they can just include him in the Ep8 stuff instead.4. The lack of Hux-related stuff is purely a combination of issues with logistics and marketing and infers nothing either way about Hux’s character: i.e., they simply want to put focus on their female and POC characters as a selling point, and Gleeson is/was an extremely busy man who wasn’t very available. Rather than trying to pin down one very busy person hopping between multiple projects and probably on-set for far less time than the others, they expended their efforts for the BTS stuff on the people most available to them– like Daisy, John, and Adam, who were around a lot because of their larger roles. Likewise, they put Phasma up front and center in their promo materials because they don’t want this to be seen as “another generic-white-male-dominated movie where the ladies are pushed out of the merch” as happened with the Avengers and other recent blockbusters, and which (justifiably) made people mad. In this case, we can infer very little about Hux’s importance, except to assume he’s less important than the main characters, which sadly, we could probably have assumed already.
I’m hoping for #2, but honestly, only time will tell. 😥
I’m gunning for #2.
I just can’t get past the fact that every.single.character in TFA has a full name – down the band members in Maz’s cantina – except Hux. That is really telling. I feel like they are holding some reveal back and trying to make him as unassuming as possible.
And that tweet– General Hux’s first name has not been decided?! Fuck off. As if! As you say, the tiniest bit players have backstories, and Hux could so easily have been killed off this movie. So easily. Like Tarkin, he could have gone down with his ship. He has zero merch, they could so easily have made him a throwaway character.
But they didn’t.
And they allowed a book to go to press featuring his damn father. Why bother if he has no real importance to the SW universe? Why bother making the First Order’s goals/ideals match up so much with what his dad was pushing in that book?
And finally: why bother hiring an actor like Gleeson– who is, let’s face it, fucking amazing, and so ridiculously in demand that I imagine getting him on-set is a bit of a challenge. They could so easily have cast somebody with no other commitments– and curiously, if you take a peep at his IMDB, apart from jokes about pineapples, you’ll see he has nothing else in the works right now apart from two movies in post. Coincidence? I’m hoping not.
@kdazrael
shhhhhh I want to continue this but long tumblr threads are grossOk, ok, this thread is getting ridiculously long but I still have a millionty-one things to ponder. I do think a lot about what it was like to grow up in the unknown regions, probably in some kind of hollow shell of post-Imperial culture (like, there are still military academies, but no-one is really sure what they’re training these kids for anymore except to reflect some past glory). And all the planets are shitty and only barely livable for humans (my headcanon is that Hux hates being on a planet because 1) stuck in an orbit and can blow up; 2) full of sand and shitty fauna, not sleek and hermetically sealed like his lovely destroyer; 3) gingers and sunlight are not friends).
Other main ponderable: who funds the First Order? I think it’s a combination of revenue streams: 1) stuff they mine/steal from vulnerable planets in the outer rim/unknown regions; 2) dodgy deals with smugglers and other galactic scumbags (protection rackets maybe? Brendol is especially disappointed about this) 3) support from wealthy crypto-Empire families in the Core.
So I’m just gonna screech incoherently and roll around for a while okay because I HAVE SO MANY FIRST ORDER FEELINGS HELP
*continues to run around in an
excited tizzy, bouncing off walls*“the fuck-offers are like 90% of
the military, plus anyone who might have a few little things that could be
considered war crimes and/or genocide in their background.”YES. IIRC, the First Order were sort of
extrapolated out of a ‘what if the Nazis had really set up shop in Latin
America post-WWII?’ scenario, so this rings
very true. I’m really fascinated by what happens to ‘culture’ when all that’s
left of your top tiers of society is the military dudes (and none of the
politicians, lawyers, academics etc). A really fucked up world view, that’s
what.Now look here – why did you give me all these feels? I don’t
know what to do with them! Oh God, there are like a whole bunch of stories I
feel suddenly compelled to write, including but not limited to:–
Hux’s weird eating habits that he is super
self-conscious about.–
Hux giving a speech about how much he hates
sand, and Ren being like ‘OMG, just like my grandpa!’ ❤–
Fucking boarding school in the Unknown Regions
that is St Trinians but worse.–
Hux and Ren go glad-handing in the Core Worlds.
Ren has to wear an outfit he objects to and have his hair tamed in some
humiliating way. He cottons on to the fact that Hux is ‘not quite the thing,
old boy’ in the eyes of Core-dwellers (his accent is not quite right. He doesn’t
know that [insert dish name] is meant to be served cold). Ren wants to destroy
all these rich fuck-bags with extreme prejudice.–
The great Outer Rimian novel, encompassing
themes of class struggle and colonial exploitation; the erasure of resources
and identities. I’m calling it The Grapes of Hoth.If I’m honest, I probably won’t get round to that last one.
One last headcanon before I disappear off into the night,
cackling maniacally: Hux is not a good conversationalist. He is very good at
speeches (even extemporised ones), is very persuasive when he wants to bring
someone around to his plan, and can communicate clearly in a professional
setting. However, he is painfully conscious of the fact that he is not good at no-stakes
shooting the shit. Brendol was a true extrovert and charmer who was never
really ‘off’. Hux Jr. is a grumpy introvert and sees casual conversation as a
waste of his time and mental energy.marry me pls
and now I have a serious problem and it’s “Ren objecting to the way ex-Imperials in the Core treat Hux” sfkljsfdljksfdklj he corners Hux one evening like “do you know what they’re saying about you????” and of course Hux does, or he can certainly guess because this is not exactly new for him, and Ren is just infuriated that not only is this happening but Hux allows it to happen
(he has strong feelings about this, inappropriately strong–there was once a boy named Ben who was the unfortunate result of a dalliance between a princess and a pirate, who gleaned that picture of himself from enough of the politicians he met that his mother eventually gave up on introducing him altogether because of his surliness)
… and then Hux takes over the galaxy and has them all executed, Vanellope von Schweetz-styleI MEAN UH
@kdazrael
shhhhhh I want to continue this but long tumblr threads are grossOk, ok, this thread is getting ridiculously long but I still have a millionty-one things to ponder. I do think a lot about what it was like to grow up in the unknown regions, probably in some kind of hollow shell of post-Imperial culture (like, there are still military academies, but no-one is really sure what they’re training these kids for anymore except to reflect some past glory). And all the planets are shitty and only barely livable for humans (my headcanon is that Hux hates being on a planet because 1) stuck in an orbit and can blow up; 2) full of sand and shitty fauna, not sleek and hermetically sealed like his lovely destroyer; 3) gingers and sunlight are not friends).
Other main ponderable: who funds the First Order? I think it’s a combination of revenue streams: 1) stuff they mine/steal from vulnerable planets in the outer rim/unknown regions; 2) dodgy deals with smugglers and other galactic scumbags (protection rackets maybe? Brendol is especially disappointed about this) 3) support from wealthy crypto-Empire families in the Core.
So I’m just gonna screech incoherently and roll around for a while okay because I HAVE SO MANY FIRST ORDER FEELINGS HELP
ok every time I saw hux’s first scene in the cinema I was like, hmm, about his facial expression but now I’ve had the opportunity to watch it repeatedly in HD gif form (thank you tumblr) I have Thoughts and here they are.
When he says, “if it’s on Jakku, we’ll soon have it” is he SMILING at Ren?? Or attempting to? He’s pleased they’ve got the information and confident they’re going to get shit done, and can’t keep it off his face. He says *we’ll* soon have it and maybe he assumes he and Ren will share some sort of prissy-fascist equivalent of a high five over it, like a bonding moment, but Ren’s just, “I leave that to you” and stalks off. Hux’s face DOES A THING, like, wow that was a mistake please let me die. I have done that face when I said something that assumed some sort of connection or mutual understanding or level of friendship but totally misjudged it. I feel your pain, Hux.
So now I’m constructing this elaborate headcanon where Hux was making the effort in this scene and got embarrassed when Ren didn’t respond and that set the tone for the rest of their relationship in the film. And also, because Hux and I are terrible people, the added dimension that Hux been waiting outside while Ren tortured Poe – and I wonder whose call that was – so maybe he was getting a bit carried away imagining it all and the evilboner lowered his defences to the point where he accidentally said something bordering on praise or camaraderie or terrified-socially-awkward flirting.
Good morning, I think too much about General Hux before breakfast.
No yeah I think you’re dead on, that’s honestly what kind of set the tone for their interactions for me was this moment where Hux is briefly like “good job, buddy! we’ll just pop the Finalizer on over to–” and Ren’s like “Yeah go do your job”
and we see Hux lookin kinda crushed tbh, like “oh god was that desperate? that was desperate oh fuck someone throw me out the airlock. oh fuck. ohhhh fuck.”
YES YES EXACTLY. Ren, you’re so mean. He’s been standing awkwardly out in that corridor for hours working up to this. Give him a break.