thesunandoceanblue:

Y’all are on fire tonight

• A resistance soldier is patting down Hux and they feel thinking near the thigh (the buckles connecting the stockings to the underthings) and they think its some sort of concealed weapon.  
• They demand Hux remove the weapon and he’s just ‘there is no weapon I can’t do that’
• So they hold their blasters up, telling him to reveal what it is
• Hux groans and internally curses Ren for choosing out his lingerie this morning bc how is he going to explain this
• He undoes his pants and slowly pushes them down, showing no emotion whatsoever
• He reveals his underthings, black and silky and perfect  and then everyone can get a glimpse of the stocking
• Leia holds her hand up and tells him that’s enough.
• Is this some sort of sick joke, General Hux?
• Hux looks her dead in the eye
• Your son seems to like them very much