2/4 Frankly, he would be doing the 30 year old virgin a favor. Nobody else wanted him, and who would be brave enough to even consider it? Hux is sure his proposition will be accepted; and personal power aside, he truly looks forward to debauching and sullying the untouched, pure, lovely Ren. He’s thrilled when Kylo blushes and accepts, and prepares to graciously guide him through a sloppy first blowjob, promising himself he won’t push Kylo’s head down or fuck his mouth too roughly.
¾ But when Kylo gets on his knees and takes his cock in his mouth, Hux thinks he was played. Kylo deepthroats him enthusiastically and easily, helps himself with a hand playing with Hux’s balls and pressing lightly at his hole, and seems to have no gag reflex whatsoever. Hux is patricularly offended after Kylo swallows, then swipes a thumb through the remaining jizz at his slit and tastes it thoughtfully, like he’s never done it before. “I haven’t,” Kylo explains, “not a real person’s.”
4/5 Kylo has spent years practicing, deepthroating the thickest, largest dildoes he could get from the holonet, he’s tied himself up, he’s fucked himself from both ends, he’s used plugs, fantastic and realistic models that could ejaculate a mixture of special lube – “it didn’t taste like you do, you’re bitter, I’m not sure if I like it.” Relations with others were forbidden, but not masturbation, “especially once I figured out it could hone my Force abilities, too,” Kylo says, blushing again.
5/6 (sorry!) “It takes tons of concentration to fuck your own throat and ass while tightening restraints, spanking your nipples, and stroking your own cock at the same time, everything directed by the Force. I’ve gotten really good, it feels great, and frankly, I never expected I would try with a real person,” Kylo explains. “I’m still not sure why I’d need a real person; this was interesting, but nothing I couldn’t do myself.” Hux barely hears that last part, because he is just amazed.
6/6 “You incredible, slutty, ridiculous perfect creature,” Hux effuses, “you resourceful, awful, amazing whorish boy, doing this by yourself all this time, so you’d be this good.” And Kylo has a revelation. Never has anyone praised him like this. He’s never thought of himself as anything Hux has just named him, for devoting time to this, but hearing Hux say it feels amazing. “Say it again,” he says, running vibrating Force tendrils over Hux’s nipples and cock. (Then they fuck a lot, the end)
*PRAYER HANDS EMOJI* @cracktheglasses blessing us on this NSFW head canon friday with some truly PRIMO stuff.
back by popular demand: kylux aftercare headcanons :^D
ok so obviously Kylo likes it hard. and Hux likes to give it to him hard. Hux is legitimately a hardcore freak so they can get pretty intense more often than not. And Kylo ends up covered in blood and bruises and marks (but he loves it ofc, he begs for that shit) and so depending on how kylo is feeling after they finish hux will help kylo to the bath (he has a nice big one b/c general) and just run him some nice warm water and clean him up and wash his hair and give him sweet kisses and tell him what a good job he did and sometimes if kylo is really needy hux will get in the bath with him and wrap his arms around kylo and just hold him until the water runs cold.
or if kylo is just exhausted after one of their sessions, hux will gently rub his wounds with a warm towel and kiss each and every mark when it’s clean and he will make eye contact with kylo if possible while doing this so kylo can see in his eyes how much he loves and appreciates him and then hux tucks him in bed and kylo always falls asleep almost instantly because hux wore him tf out and hux will kiss each of kylos eyelids before he leaves.
basically hux has 0 chill during sex and gets sO fucking rough but as soon as he’s sated he becomes an absolute softy and coddles the fuck out of kylo. during sex kylo is his whore, after sex kylo is his sweetheart who needs comfort and affection and hux just dISHES out the praise like holy lord he lets kylo know he did a damn good job
dispatches from the dumpster 