orange-lightsaber:

orange-lightsaber:

His phone blinked awake in the
darkness. Squinting his eyes against the sudden light, Hux rolled over to
paw at the screen until he could see what was going on. 

XXDarthRenXX
has added you on SnapChat

XXDarthRenXX
sent you a Snap

Unthinking, he pressed down on the
little red square and was greeted with the image of an attractive
dark haired man, sprawled back across his bed. He’d pulled up his shirt to show
off a toned stomach and what seemed to be a newly pierced nipple. Hux could see
the stud, winking cheekily against the flush-red of the man’s skin. Beneath the
picture the caption read ‘like it?’ He barely had time to take in the image
before it winked out again.

He gaped down at his phone as his
cock gave a sharp throb against the sheets.

He swiped his thumb across the
screen to open the chat. He bit his lip for a moment, unsure of how to respond.
He’d never been sent unsolicited pictures before but hell, if this guy wanted to
show off…

He typed in a fire emoji and hit
send before he could change his mind.

XXDarthRenXX
is typing…

XXDarthRenXX
sent you a Chat

i
didnt think u would answer

Hux frowned at the screen. Wasn’t
that the point of the snap? To get some sort of reaction out of him? The blue
dot in the corner showed that Darth Ren, whoever he was, was waiting for an
answer. 

Why
wouldn’t I?

A long pause. The blue dot in the
corner hovered ominously.

u
haven’t returned my texts since we broke up

Oh. Oh. Fuck. This was a wrong…number? Screen name? Either way this guy
deserved to know he wasn’t sending pictures to his ex…girlfriend? Boyfriend?
His fingers hovered over the keys—wondering how best to explain that sorry, no,
he was just a complete stranger who had quite
enjoyed that picture thank you but you probably shouldn’t send any more—

XXDarthRenXX
sent you a Snap

XXDarthRenXX
sent you a Video


Something stupid I did to take my mind off finals

There are TWO WHOLE CHAPTERS of this nonsense on AO3

that’s right! Two chapters! (so far! No. 3 is coming)

jeusus:

“Got you to stop complaining for a minute, didn’t I?”

“Sh-shut up.”

___

Okay, these pictures don’t usually see the light of day and are for my eyes (and Ren’s) only but I’m making an exception for this one because I’ve been teasing you all about some Viking!AU smut for weeks.