Oooh, I’d love some soft, secret touching. Maybe one guiding the other by the small of their back…

callmelyss:

Sacrum, 255 words

The first time it happens, they’re both on the bridge: Hux overseeing maneuvers, Ren doing…whatever Ren does when he isn’t damaging Hux’s ship or stalking dramatically down its corridors. Brooding probably.

Hux normally wouldn’t be standing there with his arms folded, but this squadron is a mess. 

Not to mention he’s trying to avoid the sizable bruise on his lower back where Ren may or may not have bent him over his desk yesterday.

He almost jumps out of his boots when he feels the first cautious brush of fingertips there, just around the edge of where he’s tender.

“Does this hurt?” Ren asks. Not menacing. Curious, even through the mask.

What do you think you’re doing?” Hux hisses in an undertone.

“Stop panicking. They can’t see,” Ren rumbles. Amused

It becomes a favored spot for him after that, especially when they’re standing side by side: monitoring an operation, reviewing a report, addressing the troops. Once during a particularly fraught meeting with the admiralty, all of them berating Hux–his job to stand at attention and take it. He’s not even sure why Ren’s there, except Ren is always there lately, looming in his space more than usual. And touching him.  

The sweeping cut of his robe hides the gesture now, that pressure just at the base of Hux’s spine. Not hesitant this time. Sure. Maybe even calming–comforting–as seems to be intended by the soft stroke of Ren’s thumb, although Hux would never admit it, even under torture. 

He does not lean into it, not at all.

boredbyreality:

The pale morning light slides over Stensland’s face, seeping in behind his eyelids and drawing him closer to consciousness.

He blinks slowly, trying to figure out where he is. There is a head on his shoulder and warm breath against his neck. His field of vision is obscured by a mass of dark hair, soft and silky, and Stensland buries his nose in it, basking in the softness and warmth around him. At least he has woken up somewhere nice.

Memory seems to have escaped him for the time being, but, thankfully, so has the hangover, and Stensland lies back to enjoy the warm pressure of the arm that is slung across his belly. It takes a few moments before the details start to register: the soft tickle at his neck that can only be facial hair, the broad palm that lies on his stomach, and, most of all, the hot and heavy press of an erection against his thigh.

Oh, Stensland thinks. He’s in bed with a man.

“Where You Lead” by @moonwalkingcrab​ is a gift that keeps on giving  

1/4 NSFW headcanon — Kylo Ren is the sluttiest, most experienced virgin ever. Hear me out: Hux thinks to ingratiate himself with the new Supreme Leader; from a rebuffed attempt years ago, he knows Ren is celibate and that Snoke forbid him from engaging in sexual and romantic attachments. Now that Snoke is gone, Hux thinks he can convince Kylo to reconsider, wow him with his skills, and become even more irreplaceable, positioning himself to rule through him or take over (which it’ll be is TBD)

reserve:

2/4 Frankly, he would be doing the 30 year old virgin a favor. Nobody else wanted him, and who would be brave enough to even consider it? Hux is sure his proposition will be accepted; and personal power aside, he truly looks forward to debauching and sullying the untouched, pure, lovely Ren. He’s thrilled when Kylo blushes and accepts, and prepares to graciously guide him through a sloppy first blowjob, promising himself he won’t push Kylo’s head down or fuck his mouth too roughly.

¾ But when Kylo gets on his knees and takes his cock in his mouth, Hux thinks he was played. Kylo deepthroats him enthusiastically and easily, helps himself with a hand playing with Hux’s balls and pressing lightly at his hole, and seems to have no gag reflex whatsoever. Hux is patricularly offended after Kylo swallows, then swipes a thumb through the remaining jizz at his slit and tastes it thoughtfully, like he’s never done it before. “I haven’t,” Kylo explains, “not a real person’s.”

4/5 Kylo has spent years practicing, deepthroating the thickest, largest dildoes he could get from the holonet, he’s tied himself up, he’s fucked himself from both ends, he’s used plugs, fantastic and realistic models that could ejaculate a mixture of special lube – “it didn’t taste like you do, you’re bitter, I’m not sure if I like it.” Relations with others were forbidden, but not masturbation, “especially once I figured out it could hone my Force abilities, too,” Kylo says, blushing again.

5/6 (sorry!) “It takes tons of concentration to fuck your own throat and ass while tightening restraints, spanking your nipples, and stroking your own cock at the same time, everything directed by the Force. I’ve gotten really good, it feels great, and frankly, I never expected I would try with a real person,” Kylo explains. “I’m still not sure why I’d need a real person; this was interesting, but nothing I couldn’t do myself.” Hux barely hears that last part, because he is just amazed.

 6/6 “You incredible, slutty, ridiculous perfect creature,” Hux effuses, “you resourceful, awful, amazing whorish boy, doing this by yourself all this time, so you’d be this good.” And Kylo has a revelation. Never has anyone praised him like this. He’s never thought of himself as anything Hux has just named him, for devoting time to this, but hearing Hux say it feels amazing. “Say it again,” he says, running vibrating Force tendrils over Hux’s nipples and cock. (Then they fuck a lot, the end)

*PRAYER HANDS EMOJI* @cracktheglasses blessing us on this NSFW head canon friday with some truly PRIMO stuff.

Virulent – EllaBesmirched (El_Bell) – Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]

ellabesmirched:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Phasma/Kylo Ren
Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Phasma (Star Wars)
Additional Tags: Zombies, Convict Kylo Ren, Correctional Officer Phasma, Doctor Hux, Sci-fi with some fantasy elements, Kylo Ren is Not Nice, neither is hux, or phasma, they are all terrible fucking people, Other characters will show up later, Kylux – Freeform, genre-typical violence– that genre being kicking the shit out of some zombies, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary:

A prison cell is literally the worst place to be when the zombie apocalypse breaks out.

Virulent – EllaBesmirched (El_Bell) – Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]

Contagion

callmelyss:

kyluxcantina:

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Please tell me you’re a hallucination, 775 words

Hux is almost certain he’s dying. 

The illness came on him swiftly, as it had the entire crew, reducing the Finalizer to a floating sick ward in a matter of days. The medical droids have yet to identify the pathogen, let alone its proper treatment. As best as they can determine, it originated from one of six patrols returned from disparate systems in the last week.

When Hux figures out which of those incompetent wretches broke with the quarantine and containment protocols, he’s going to have them court-martialed, then executed. And executed again.

Then he’s going to kill the rest of their squad, assuming any of them are still among the living. Assuming he is.

Keep reading

Recent Reads #1

cosleia:

Here’s a sampling of fics I read and enjoyed between the dates of 2/1 and 2/18/2018. More about Recent Reads here.

[Tumblr ficlet] by @kyluxtrashpit, 1089 words, E, canonverse, complete, no warnings.

Look man, this is nothing but Emperor Hux exhibitionist porn and I am here for it. The outsider perspective adds a fun twist.

Germination by @thesunandoceanblue​, 2219 words, E, canon divergence, complete, no warnings.

Hux and Ren’s first time involves a surprising revelation. Ren doesn’t think it’s all that strange, but Hux has never seen anyone jizz flower petals before. (God, I love this fandom.)

Stranded by @minzimpression, 7371 words, E, modern AU, complete, author chose not to warn.

I read this before bed for reasons you can probably deduce, and was not disappointed. Strangers Kylo and Hux are stranded together at an airport. Kylo is an ass, Hux is a prick. Sniping to bantering to intimate encounter, just like I like my kylux.

Daddy Please by @letmeputitinyourbutt and @kyluxicle, 187,018 words, E, modern AU, WIP, daddy kink, humiliation kink, exhibitionism, BDSM, mentions of past abuse, no archive warnings.

I’ve been reading this one since it started and it is truly compelling. Hux, a relative neophyte when it comes to non-vanilla sex, becomes sugar baby to Ren, a powerful man ten years his senior who enjoys some really wild stuff. They navigate it together safely and respectfully, and OH NO is it starting to become more than just sex between them? (It is.)

clearest blue by @brawlite, 3482 words, T, modern AU, complete, author chose not to warn but there isn’t much to warn for beyond some blood.

This hilarious fic is the tale of Kylo Ren’s horrifically bad attempts to hit on lifeguard Armitage Hux. Kylo’s friends’ commentary is the best, especially Poe’s.

Nearly Missed by @agent-nemesis, 7163 words, E, modern AU, complete, no archive warnings apply. At one point you might think a secondary character is homophobic but that turns out not to be the issue.

This sweet fic is so much fun. Kylo has been traveling the world for two years trying to find himself. He comes home for his mother’s birthday, not intending to stay long. But he has to share his bedroom with Hux…and part of his leaving was so that he could forget the feelings he’d developed for his best friend. Has he forgotten? No. Does what you think is going to happen happen? Yes.

Tunnel of Love by Asher_Ephraim, 3139 words, E, modern AU, complete, no archive warnings apply, unsafe sex.

Ben hooks up with Armitage at a carnival via Grindr. This story is vividly rendered and has such a bittersweet ending; I absolutely loved it.

Lost Cat, Fat by @theweddingofthefoxes, 1592 words, G, modern AU, complete, no warnings.

Chance brings neighbors Hux and Kylo together. As you might imagine, this fic features Hux’s cat Millicent! It is cute and heartwarming and a great pick-me-up.

Reveille by @awwshuckshux, 3865 words, E, canonverse, complete, creator chose not to warn, jealousy, dubcon

This is a post-TLJ fic that hit all my buttons. Incredible rendering of believable canonverse Kylo Ren. The ending is just so satisfying. Loved this.

Where You Lead by @moonwalkingcrab, 9952 words, E, clydeland, complete, no warnings.

For those unfamiliar this is a kylux-adjacent ship (a ship involving other characters played by Adam Driver and Domhnall Gleeson) between Clyde Logan from Logan Lucky and Stensland from Crash Pad. It is my absolute favorite kylux-adjacent ship, at least for now. And this is absolutely beautiful, so sweet and so hot.

welcome to your life by storytellingape, 3031 words, E, clydeland, complete, no warnings.

Another clydeland! In this one Stensland mistakes Clyde for his blind date, but it all turns out just fine. I adore the continual Stensland running commentary.

The Ass and the Armoire by jellyfishsodapop and @gentleman-caller, 6717 words, E, modern AU, complete, no warnings.

This is part four of a series and I highly recommend reading all of the stories. A guy who doesn’t think of himself as particularly thoughtful and a guy with an unusual fetish find the perfect partners in each other. In a very unique way. This particular part of the story takes their relationship to a new and wonderful and romantic level.

Heart-Grams by @h3llcat, 1286 words, T, high school AU, complete, no warnings.

This is just adorable. Ben takes advantage of a school fundraiser to send Armitage romantic gifts in class. Armitage is not amused.

A Little Help by @redcole, 3287 words, M, modern AU, complete, no warnings.

I am obviously a fan of the Hux and/or Ren in lingerie genre, having written it myself. This is a lovely offering that also features public sex with the danger of discovery. (I think I might personally rate this one E because there is some description of sex acts.)

constellation by @irisparry, 874 words, M, clydeland, standalone, no warnings.

This is part of a series of ficlets but you don’t have to have read the others. I do recommend them, though! This is some utterly gorgeous clydeland, an exemplar of why we ship this ship.

Shuck by @stereobone, 4882 words, E, canonverse, complete, no warnings but there’s cruelty of the kylux classique persuasion.

This is glorious. I am a sucker for this dynamic—Ren needing Hux to rein him in and willfully giving over power to Hux, Hux happily taking the opportunity for control, but then the situation becoming more meaningful for both of them—and it is rendered here beautifully.

Summer Song by @robokittens, 20,353 words, M, modern AU, complete, no warnings.

A trope I am utterly weak for is fake relationship and here is an utterly gorgeous example of it. Mutual pining out the wazoo. So many sweet details, like communicating through photos instead of words. That heart-wrenching moment when you think they aren’t going to figure it out. Perfect.

Personal Staff by @verybadhedgehog, 5977 words, E, canonverse, complete, no warnings.

If there’s one thing I truly love it’s double entendres. Please join me in basking in the utter genius of this fic’s title. This fic also features jealous Ren, which delights me, and conniving Hux, which I always appreciate.

Impatience by @thesunandoceanblue, 4006 words, E, canon divergence, complete, no archive warnings but there is a lot of possessiveness/jealousy.

More jealous Ren! This fic is indulgently fun, Hux messing with Ren’s possessiveness and getting exactly what he wants (which is, naturally, a good fucking). I love it.

Worlds Collide by @ellstra, T, modern au, WIP, no archive warnings. There’s smoking and some brief allusions to emotional abuse.

This is a first-meeting and a trapped-together fic all in one. I love how they both have preconceived notions of each other that wind up being wrong, that they start off annoyed with each other and end up friendly and intrigued. Looking forward to more in this series!

Compulsion by @time-to-boldly-go, 3144, T, modern AU, complete, no archive warnings, character with anxiety and OCD.

This is a beautiful hurt/comfort fic in which Hux’s anxiety and OCD become overwhelming and Kylo does what he can to help. I really appreciate fics like this that don’t make it seem like romantic love can solve your problems, but that show healthy relationships where those involved do what they can to help each other. Additionally, I found Hux’s feelings and compulsions to be extremely well rendered.

A Rare Sith Artifact (Definitely Not a Butt Plug) by @gentleman-caller, 1826 words, E, canonverse, standalone, no archive warnings.

Okay look, I love cracky scenarios treated seriously and this is just an utter delight. Kylo propositions Hux by calling what he wants to do a Force ritual. Hux pretends he’s going along with it because it’s funny. They’re both idiots and I love them.

The Night Shift by kromeriffic, 1096 words, M, canonverse, complete, no archive warnings. There’s a bit of violence.

This is a perfect little nugget of classic kylux, that dynamic I crave of Hux being the guiding hand Ren needs. They discover it together and it is beautiful. Ren is really into it in this fic and I love it.

Thankless by @ezlebe, 879 words, T, canonverse, complete, no archive warnings. Mentions of canon violence.

Okay, this is one of the most intriguing interpretations of the TLJ choking scene I’ve seen. This possibility never occurred to me, but it is so much fun. And I love Hux and Ren’s dynamic here. Really well done.

a drop of absurdity by try_reset, 2287 words, not rated (I’d rate it T), canonverse, complete, no archive warnings. References to canon violence.

This is a lovely post-TLJ fic that shows Ren and Hux and the rest of the Order in vignettes. It’s not so much a resounding conclusion as a meditation on what happened and what it means for all of them. I really enjoyed it.

Like a Book by @h3llcat, 1017 words, M, canonverse, complete, creator chose not to warn. There’s violence and abuse.

This post-TLJ fic is hard and too real. Ren, abusive partner, blames Hux for the FO’s failures, takes it out on him verbally and physically, and then comes around crying for forgiveness after. It’s hard to read.