ghuleh-ren:

huxblush:

I cannot believe it hasn’t been done tbh. I would offer to write it myself but I am a horrible writer. But like Phasma comes down the stairs in this dress that’s the opposite of what she should be wearing. It’s just awkward for everyone involved. She’s gorgeous in a dress that fits her properly and accentuates her build but this one is just awful. 

They’re laying low in deep cover in an apartment on some backwater planet with a bottle of very cheap but very potent booze. Phasma comes back down the creaking metal stairs, laughing after she changes back into her comfortable sweatpants and tosses the dress to Kylo who tosses the dress at Hux as a joke. Hux is more than a little tipsy and decides to try it on because… What the hell? Why not? 

He comes down the stairs and Kylo has to scoop his jaw off the floor and shift around to hide his crotch before he can even pretend that Hux looks anything even remotely resembling ridiculous. He retires to bed shortly after because he has to be up early guys. It’s nothing to do with the incomprehensible arousal that he can’t suppress after seeing Hux’s slim but muscular body coated in black and red lace that drops just low enough to reveal a tantalising glimpse of his freckled collar bones. No correlation here. None at all. He promises. 

Yo if this is you answering asks while tipsy, lemme buy you a drink!