People act like college au Kylo would be the hot mess but I’m 99% sure that Hux would be the guy pouring red bull into his coffee and drinking it in one go while Kylo looks on in horror
I need a new college au rn
Hux has the thermos full of 5 hour energy and strong black coffee and Kylo has the same thermos full of tequila and mountain dew and they accidentally get them mixed up before lecture
Kylo is completely calm (bc I bc he has ADHD in college aus) and this is Weird for him bc he can Focus and Hear what the prof says and he Understands it all. Bc he is now caffeinated properly and not drunk and Wow is this what focus is like????
Hux falls asleep in class. Deadass, he is in REM sleep, he’s dreaming about his midterms.
They both don’t notice (they drink for effect not flavor) until they open the thermos and see the color is way off. They both show up to the lecture hall next class looking for whoever is holding their thermos, they meet eyes and Kylo raises his thermos and hux is like. “Ah. So this is the idiot that got me drunk on the day of midterm reviews. I got a B because of this asshole.” And Kylo is like “wtf did you put in your thermos. I got 100% on the midterm!” Which absolutely enraged Hux.
Kylo is like “I think I went to a fourth dimension and fought god for awhile?” And Hux is like “yeah you get used to that”
Meanwhile wasted Hux actually SMILED and scared the shit out of everyone
Tag: college au
Summer – Eralk Fang (EralkFang) – Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
It still feels like summer outside.
Still is summer, technically. But to Hux, summer is home and London and holding himself carefully above the fray, not letting his father’s moods or his mother’s drinking or the people he went to secondary with grab him by the ankle and drag him down. Whereas here, in America, in September, he lets his metaphorical ankles dangle, low enough for American boys to grab at.
Although Ben Solo’s the only one who’s managed to grab them and pull him down, like an anchor.
@badspacebabies said we needed more Hux nipple play and apparently that was what broke my months-long dry spell. So please enjoy my first crack at a college AU. That description makes it sound really thoughtful but it’s mostly just porn.
This is also for @xan-drei as they recover from their surgery. ❤
dispatches from the dumpster 