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cylin-aka-ankamo:

Isolation Cell

“Do you think it’s wise to turn it back on?”
“Phasma, I need to know what happened.”
“It’s a BattleR-E-N, Hux! It is made to kill. That’s what it did.”
“It malfunctioned. According to the official report at least. But I want to know why.”
“Even if it kills you?”
“That’s a stupid idiom to use in this sit- oh, you meant it literally…”
“…”
“It won’t kill me.”
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but to get any usable data-output you have to turn it back on. Not just the secondary OS, but the whole thing. Fully functional. How is that safe exactly? For you – or anyone in this complex?”
“I’ll do it in an isolation chamber.”
“With a PX-45 blaster at the ready.”
“That’s overkill.”
“Hux, it’s a kriffing BattleR-E-N!”
“…”
“I’ll observe. If it so much as looks at you the wrong way, I’m hitting the kill-switch and it will be decommissioned.”
“Yes, yes. Okay.”

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cylin-aka-ankamo:

I Don’t Like It Here At Night

“I don’t like it here at night, Sir. I’m alone.”
“But there are always people in the lab.”
“Yes, but I have to pretend I’m offline. And…you’re not here, Sir.”
“Oh. Okay. Uhm…But you can’t hide in my office under the table.”
“Can I go where you go, Sir?”
“You want to spend your nights at my bedsit?”
“Yes, Sir, if I may.”
“That…hm… Okay. We need to find you something to disguise you a little. Research subjects are not supposed to leave the lab.”

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cylin-aka-ankamo:

“Do you like having cold things in your bed, Sir?”
“You’re not cold.”
“I am a droid, Sir.”
“Don’t call me ‘Sir’. I don’t own you. First Order Industries does.”
“That is correct, Sir- Hux. Why do you seek physical closeness with a broken droid, Hux?”
“Well, I … I don’t exactly… connect well with other people.”
“I understand. I don’t connect well to the Directive either.”
“I know.”
“It’s because I’m malfunctioning sometimes. Battle droids, which-”
“You’re fine. There is nothing wrong with you, R-E-N.”

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flurgburgler:

Commissioned by the wonderful @longstoryshortikilledhim for their fic Some Strange and Unnerving Events

kylorenhell:

You sit alone

upon your lonely throne

You’re so oblivious to your own frailty

The sky erupts

The ground has opened wide

an unhappy ending to the life you’ve glorified

caezsucksdangs:

i missed you!!! so much!!!!!!!!!!

queenstardust:

Some fanart to help me relax after too much work.
Major Hux and Jedi Ben Solo, inspired by Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad, written by Vadianna ❤ The story is so so good, I just had to draw them!

makinomics:

snoke proven to actually be hugh hefner from the leaks

collab with the lovely @ashsart where we coloured each other’s drawings !!

iliraisrping:

Oh cruel darkness… want you to embrace me

This was seriously one of the fics that fucked me up completely.

what’s real or isn’t by @brawlite, thank you for the terrifying idea that didn’t let me sleep for far too long.

(and very big thank to the @obskurodziciel for the amazing Hux reference)

lynx-cancer:

Once my friends and I were talking about what we would probably see in the Episode VIII. We all agreed that Kylo really needs to stop killing non-combatants and losing battles to untrained girls and start to do something really epic. That’s how the idea of this picture was born. I really eager to see something like this.

NSFW version

It is based on famous Warhammer 40k meme: ‘Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!‘