“Here.” Hux moved, and Kylo felt him slide his leg between his, hooking a foot under him. “Sit down on my boot… there.” Kylo was lost for words, his skin feeling hot and itching for more. He slowly let his ass come to rest on the top of Hux’s foot, and felt the plug jerk into him deeper. He groaned, putting out hands to clutch at Hux’s leg for balance.
Here are my art submissions for the Kylux Big Bang!
My art prompt for the reverse bang is the full colour one at the top and I was lucky enough to have @vadianna write a great story with lots of sexy bar scenes!
I did sketches for chapters 1, 2 and 4 (three for 4, heh)
so i was fucking around with @saltandlimes in about mid-october, as we do, and the subject of parody songs came up. i happened to mention that in my family, christmas carol parodying is a semi-professional sport. “do tell,” she said.
about ten minutes later the words for this were done. about ten minutes after that, i went, “hold on. this needs to be a thing.”
i figured i could handle the music, but i couldn’t do this alone. so i pulled every last shred of nerves together and messaged all my favourite kylux cartoonists. i nearly cried when everyone wanted to join in on this nonsense. i couldn’t believe it. and the art i got just knocked my socks off.
@wyomingnot supplied invaluable vidding advice. @pidgy-draws and @pixiepunch supplied moral support. and my lovely husband put up with my voice acting.
so without further ado, oh god what is this how did i get here i am not good with computer.
THE MUSIC: lyrics, music, midi orchestration and vocals by @acroamatica, with apologies to john williams. my accent is fake. so is domhnall’s.
THE VIDEO: audio and video produced by @acroamatica
you will find the lyrics sheet here, should you want it.
merry whatever you celebrate, and here’s to another year of exactly this sort of thing.
it seems we have come round again to The Season For This Sort Of Thing. so please enjoy.
If you missed the beauty of the 12 days of kylux last year, please take a listen now. Heck, even if you listened to it on repeat all last year, get it stuck in your head again!
I was already away from tumblr, but thought I should post what could very well be my last Hux fanart depending on how things go come Wednesday morning.
I want to thank all of you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. These last two years have been incredible, I learned so much, read so much, I drew so, so much, and had so much fun, it was truly a privilege to share all these months with you. Back when we had no clue who Hux was, back when he didn’t even have a name, but we knew there was more to his character. Before the books. Before the robe. I’ve had a lot of fun drawing and writing Kylo, but ultimately, Hux’s fandom is what made me stick around. He’s awful, he’s 99.99% terrible, he’s an asshole, he’s every bad emotion. He’s the most fun I’ve had online.
dispatches from the dumpster 