brawlite:

[fic] clearest blue [3k] [t]

armitage hux/kylo ren (star wars)

“I mean, come on! What kind of lifeguard wears a shirt?”

“Oh my god. Please stop talking.”

“Lifeguards are supposed to be all tan and buff and practically naked!” Kylo throws his hands up in the air. He hits the towel slung over his shoulder and it flies up, hitting Rey in the face.

He doesn’t apologize.

“What is he even getting paid for?” Kylo growls.

Rey sighs.

“Doing his job, presumably,” she says, under her breath. “Look, If you’re so offended by his clothes, go file a complaint. I’m sure management would love that.”

Management, would not, in fact, love that. They tell Kylo so expressly, ten minutes later, after Kylo has filled out a form in triplicate and ranted for a good five minutes about the importance of aesthetic value. After the all, this is a very fancy country club with a dress code for practically every other area – you’d think they’d be concerned about the aesthetics of their pool area, too.

[read it on ao3]

gaygalaxyguy:

Parasols & Pleasantries

Armitage Hux labors under a great many social tribulations: a red haired bastard, who is declared both unfit to serve the British army and London’s werewolf pack. To top it all off, he is attacked by homicidal mechanical ladybugs, indicating, as only ladybugs can, the fact that something is amiss in London and that danger, as always, lurks.

When a plot threatening the Queen is revealed, both the barely human Mister Hux and the vampire Lord Ren are on the case, following a trail that leads them both deep into the secrets of supernatural society.

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allmannerofsomethings:

Kylo struggling to compose an ode to his love

… … …

Bugger…

… … …

Shall I compare thee to a Death Star?

Thou art more unpredictable and more destructive…

… … … Nope … … …

You know I throw tantrums,

None of this is new,

But there’s no one I’d rather stick my weiner in than you…

… … … Dammit … … …

My Dear, I watch you toil,

 My Love, I watch you labour,

You make me wanna play, all night, with my lightsaber…

… … … Bollocks … … …

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY