cylin-aka-ankamo:

Keep You Safe

“Sir, is this the empathy test?”
“Yes. You ready? Okay. First scenario: You’re walking along a desert. You look down and see a tortoise -”
“What kind, Sir?”
“What kind of tortoise?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t know. A desert living kind, I guess.”
“Okay.”
“So the tortoise is laying on its back, baking in the sun, its stubby legs wriggling, trying to turn itself over. What do you do?”
“I help turn it over and then I start digging a hole in the sand.”
“Why is that?”
“My memory clusters show that desert living tortoises often live in burrows where it is cooler and there might even be moisture down there. Maybe it could not get to its own burrow in time, so I make a new one for it, to hide from the heat.”
“Your memory clusters have that kind of information stored? Interesting.”
“Why is that interesting, Sir?”
“Well, because non of that information is useful in a battle scenario.”
“I am sorry, Sir, I do not recall where I picked up that particular information.”
“Hmm, okay. Next question: You are in an alley. There are men hurting another, but the victim reminds you of men, who have hurt you in the past. What do you do?”
“Sir… These men… are they scientists?”
“It doesn’t really matter for the test, but sure, why not.”
“The man… is he like you, Sir?”
“What do you mean?”
“Will he be nice to me?”
“You don’t know that. You can’t know what will happen in the future. But he is being hurt now.”
“I would protect him.”
“Why?”
“I would always protect you.”
“This test is not about us.”
“I would still protect you.”
“Why?”
“You are nice to me.”

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1/4 NSFW headcanon — Kylo Ren is the sluttiest, most experienced virgin ever. Hear me out: Hux thinks to ingratiate himself with the new Supreme Leader; from a rebuffed attempt years ago, he knows Ren is celibate and that Snoke forbid him from engaging in sexual and romantic attachments. Now that Snoke is gone, Hux thinks he can convince Kylo to reconsider, wow him with his skills, and become even more irreplaceable, positioning himself to rule through him or take over (which it’ll be is TBD)

reserve:

2/4 Frankly, he would be doing the 30 year old virgin a favor. Nobody else wanted him, and who would be brave enough to even consider it? Hux is sure his proposition will be accepted; and personal power aside, he truly looks forward to debauching and sullying the untouched, pure, lovely Ren. He’s thrilled when Kylo blushes and accepts, and prepares to graciously guide him through a sloppy first blowjob, promising himself he won’t push Kylo’s head down or fuck his mouth too roughly.

¾ But when Kylo gets on his knees and takes his cock in his mouth, Hux thinks he was played. Kylo deepthroats him enthusiastically and easily, helps himself with a hand playing with Hux’s balls and pressing lightly at his hole, and seems to have no gag reflex whatsoever. Hux is patricularly offended after Kylo swallows, then swipes a thumb through the remaining jizz at his slit and tastes it thoughtfully, like he’s never done it before. “I haven’t,” Kylo explains, “not a real person’s.”

4/5 Kylo has spent years practicing, deepthroating the thickest, largest dildoes he could get from the holonet, he’s tied himself up, he’s fucked himself from both ends, he’s used plugs, fantastic and realistic models that could ejaculate a mixture of special lube – “it didn’t taste like you do, you’re bitter, I’m not sure if I like it.” Relations with others were forbidden, but not masturbation, “especially once I figured out it could hone my Force abilities, too,” Kylo says, blushing again.

5/6 (sorry!) “It takes tons of concentration to fuck your own throat and ass while tightening restraints, spanking your nipples, and stroking your own cock at the same time, everything directed by the Force. I’ve gotten really good, it feels great, and frankly, I never expected I would try with a real person,” Kylo explains. “I’m still not sure why I’d need a real person; this was interesting, but nothing I couldn’t do myself.” Hux barely hears that last part, because he is just amazed.

 6/6 “You incredible, slutty, ridiculous perfect creature,” Hux effuses, “you resourceful, awful, amazing whorish boy, doing this by yourself all this time, so you’d be this good.” And Kylo has a revelation. Never has anyone praised him like this. He’s never thought of himself as anything Hux has just named him, for devoting time to this, but hearing Hux say it feels amazing. “Say it again,” he says, running vibrating Force tendrils over Hux’s nipples and cock. (Then they fuck a lot, the end)

*PRAYER HANDS EMOJI* @cracktheglasses blessing us on this NSFW head canon friday with some truly PRIMO stuff.