dispatches from the dumpster

They sent me one of the [Kylo Ren] dolls – one that’s like three feet tall and I pulled it out and my dog got very aggressive. He’s a very nice dog, but something about seeing it, he started backing away and growling, so I’m like: yes, they did a good job

broodmother:

honestly, luxe hux is one of my favourite hux interpretations. hux in silk, hux in lace, hux that’s facetious and nasty and drinks a lot of wine, hux with a clove cigarette and a garter belt, ultimate power bottom hux, hux who is competent and professional and wears stockings under his uniform, hux with an appetite that could destroy men, slutty and sly hux who truly believes he’s so much better than everyone and deserves the whole damn universe for it. luxe!!! hux!!!!!!!

sleemo:

“Rejected Kylo Ren designs or ‘Jedi killer’ as we called him at the time. Andrei Rublev was the inspiration for the tight fitted hood and clothing-medieval but not in the usual way.”

— Dermot Power, Costume Concept Artist for The Force Awakens

jeusus:

tiniestbutt:

“That was a lovely ceremony, but I’m growing tired of the formalities. Shall we go, General?”

“I annihilated two stars to get this title, don’t disrespect me, Ren. Also put me down.”

“That’s Emperor Ren to you, Grand Marshal. Also no.”

Here’s the original, please don’t reblog reposted art 😢

agent-nemesis:

exorin:

i love every bit of this – i love Hux changing his tone when he’s speaking to Ren to come off passive and weaker, i love the way he’s constantly calculating his next move and looking for every opportunity to take command.. if the next film doesn’t give me cool, calm, calculating Hux with an agenda and a detailed plan for a coup they’re doing it wrong.

Dear diary,

Plan to take over the First Order failed. Got dick stuck in new Supreme Leader.

rumsama:

is this legal

susuej:

poocherd:

Millicent and her lazy family

This is so beautiful

artmitagehux:

“one day, i’m going to rule the galaxy.”

rex-luscus:

What gets me about Kylo is that he’s TRYING so fuckin hard. He’s trying so hard he’s dripping with sweat and his veins are all popped out and he’s frothing at the mouth. But he’s not going anywhere. He’s just flooring the gas pedal with the parking brake on