i can see through you (see to the real you) – kyluxtrashcompactor – Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]

kyluxtrashcompactor:

Chapter 10 is up, in which Hux learns a dirty secret, Ben learns how it feels to be ghosted, and someone gets their nose broken. 

Sorry it took so long. Please accept my 13k word apology.

i can see through you (see to the real you) – kyluxtrashcompactor – Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]

jeusus:

K: You played volleyball?

H: What? No, I told you I took boxing at the academy. 

K: You ought to contact that holosite then, cause you’re listed as 3 times  champion while playing for the Arkanis Academy volleyball team AND also as being their beloved and feared mascot. Looking at the pictures, I understand why, that’s some serious skills you’re displaying right here.

H: Oh stars, I’ve had these pictures wiped out 10 years ago and executed the holosite owner how could you possibly find them?

K: Did you keep the uniform?

huxsmug:

Ok, I found this on the Topps app and I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s part of the Vintage Propaganda series.

I couldn’t stop laughing because I can totally see Kylo doing this to Hux to shut him up haha.

Like one day post-tlj, Hux is annoying Kylo because he wants another Starkiller Base (notice the blueprints in the Imperial officer’s hand) but Kylo has enough and he does this to shut him up…