starshaker:

sufferingcity:

Considering Kylo keeps the ashes of his enemies in his room and Hux wanted Poe and Finn’s skulls in the TFA novel (“Biological traces are acceptable,” Hux murmured, “but a couple of skulls would be better.”), I’m going to run with the idea the inside of Hux’s room aboard the Finalizer looks like the Sedlec Ossuary

I actually like this idea. But also with all the emperor! Hux and kylo amidala aus going round what if Kylo, having reduced his enemies to ashes, compacted and coloured them into jewels for his and his emperors clothing.

sathinfection:

my favorite thing about star wars fandom is its group decision that kylo ren absolutely must be put into exquisite outfits and make-up

fandom: “look at this petulant man-brick”

fandom: “let’s dress him up”

fandom: “but like, really pretty”

MY PEOPLE

hux-s-hat:

permian-tropos:

egregiousderp:

permian-tropos:

rodatherootless:

Knights of Ren/First Order officers

I think Lt. Mitaka is pretty cute… agreed?

I love the idea of other Knights of Ren seeing Kylo and Hux’s (apparent) relationship and deciding that hey this means they can carry off whatever First Order cuties they want, right??? That’s a thing now??? They never hurt any of them but they ARE entitled edgy emos so there are some kidnappings and botched seductions involving offering corpses of one’s enemies as tokens of affection and a few stalkings and the offers start carrying around tasers to ward off the fuckbois (fuckknights?)

but there are some success stories too

Knights of We Left The Jedi Order So We Could Score On The Younger Hotter Officers On The Other Side?

Frat House of Ren

Knights of We Think We are Better Than Everyone Else Because We Joined A Homoerotic Club So We Can Wear The Same Clothes, Destroy The First Order Property, Drink Cheap Lager And Shag Cute Imperial Boys

If no one has written this yet, I’ll start the petition.

ser-galahad:

All of my kylux headcanons revolve around kylo intentionally pissing hux off with the most petty and inane bullshit he can come up with.

Fucking with hux’s hair before a major speech or meeting? Done it.

Taking hux’s hat and hiding it in random places that hux is too short to reach without help? Done it.

Messing with the clocks so they’re always either one minute too fast or too slow? Done it.

Groping hux with the force whenever he’s trying to give orders? Doing it right now.

And he does it all with the sole intention of watching hux get red and flustered as he tries to keep his anger under control and not let kylo know he’s actually getting to him