“Hux and Ren stop for a quick bite to eat at a restaurant in a small town on a remote planet after completing a scouting mission. They don’t realize until it is far too late that this particular day on this particular planet is hailed as a day for celebrating true love and coupledom. Now they’re navigating awkward territory while everyone around them assumes they’re together. They deal with it the only way they know how: poorly.”
“Hux regularly puts off sleep to the point he’s starting to hallucinate – which is a sure-fire sign for him to go to bed. Until one day, he sees something so blatantly unreal that it doesn’t even occur to him that it could, just possibly, be real…”
Following the disastrous weaponry summit on Corellia, marked mainly by destruction and sex, Ren and Hux enter into a six-week evil space boyfriend trial membership period where they take turns choosing dates and boinking each other. Ren takes Hux to a dance club and teaches him to twerk. Hux takes Ren to a raw vegan restaurant and to see the Imperial Orchestra. Millicent likes Ren more than Hux, Phasma mostly ships it while also being pursued by a secret admirer, Ren puts down a deposit for a treehouse on Endor, and the pair attend the Starkiller Base inaugural gala together, wherein a small moon is blown up and Ren wears a ball gown. Meanwhile, the Corellian government sues the First Order for property damage and gross misconduct related to the weaponry summit, while also sticking them with the $16 billion repair bill.
calling all kylux trash™ – i have a kylux sideblog now!! this is where i will be posting my kylux stuff from now on, although i will post other tfa stuff on tigersinlondon, and you can obvs message me and stuff on either blog!
please follow me on nbcrylo if you are also kylux trash and/or you followed me for the kylux 😛
Okay but now imagine Emperor Hux disguising himself as a common slave so he can go down and be the one to help Kylo bathe, scrapping the oil off of his body into the bowl meant to be sold as perfume
((He keeps it))
Or Kylo meeting his match and being slashed across the face and shoulder, holding out two fingers in supplication while everyone waits.
And Hux has him spared and brought to him
YES I LIKE THESE
I LIKE THESE A LOT
You guys have a lot of different ideas for that AU this is so good I’m in ancient Rome heaven (/*_* )/