Dawn of the Dead

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Armitage rolled his eyes. “What’s so ‘postmodern’ about this place?”

“It’s like… it’s this folly in the middle of nowhere, right? And everything in it is fake – plants, store fronts,” he gestured to where they were sitting, “picnic tables. Everything is this weird copy of something else, like — you know what simulacrums are?”

“I believe the plural is simulacra. And yes, we’ve all read Baudrillard.”

The dead mall au the world absolutely did not need and I wrote anyway. Pretentious art student Kylo visits an empty suburban mall where he meets a bright orange pretzel vendor with a mysterious past, and together they embark on postmodern adventures. Contains existential ennui and jacuzzi bathtubs of dubious cleanliness.

Words: 13604, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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Kylo keeps visiting a brothel or using an escort service, always requesting a slim, tall redhead. Hux does the same, always requesting a thicc tall brunet. Eventually the brother/escort service owner figures it out and puts them together, letting each man think he’s the client and the other is the sex worker.

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