dispatches from the dumpster

peradii:

so fandom’s reaction to hux as a whole annoys me but i just want to throw this out there: hux is an eighties yuppie. he snorts stims. he never sleeps. he gets precious about his uniform, and wants it to be made of the most expensive fabrics. he’d vote thatcher. he works himself to the bone and he expects everyone else to do the same. he’s a cokehead. he wears red braces. he schedules meetings for four in the morning to get everyone else off balance. he goes for powerplay, and stands too close when he’s talking to you and his breath reeks of caf. his emails are ninety per cent buzzwords. he hates miners. he believes unions are a sign of moral degeneracy.
greed is good. the whole universe is his, or it will be.