jeusus:

*aubergine*: how’s hong kong?

Own nr: Lovely. Lonely. 

*aubergine*: I miss you so much…

Own nr: Here’s a picture so you don’t forget me.

*aubergine*: very nice…But now I miss you even more…

*aubergine*: wait, this looks like my bathtub???

Own nr: Well either I took your bathtub with me to Hong Kong or I’m home early. 

*aubergine*: !!!


Sorry, I’m playing with the SuitPorn verse boys again without asking/(°^°)

take me to church [alucard/trevor belmont, 4.5k PWP]

kenway:

“We’re in a church,” Trevor points out.

“So I’ve noticed.”

“You’d suck my cock in a house of God?”

Alucard’s lips curve upward into a sly smile. “I will do more than that, if you desire.”

Fuck it, Trevor thinks, sliding a hand behind Alucard’s neck and pulling the man toward him. I’m already going to hell.

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this fic has been a long time coming. blood drinking, church sex, and Feelings with a capital f. enjoy!