
…when you have access to all cameras on ship
once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage

#this looks so stupidly kinky for such an innocent and useful item
Put it on Hux 2k16
someone… someone please… (v= O =)> i’m too busy… please… make it so…
the Romantic boarding school au is finally finished.
i’m not even sure how to describe this endeavor, other than: it’s in two parts. the first part is grim and melancholy. the second part is far more vibrant and promising. i feel like i owe a full apology to tennyson, after this.
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“Your bones are so small.” Ren wraps his fingers around Hux’s wrist. His hands are warm, overwhelmingly so. “Like a bird’s.” He doesn’t let go.
The garden at the school is small, but overflowing with flowers. Hux often wonders how they bloom so frequently. An overuse of fertilizer and an abundance of care from the groundskeeper, most likely. It smells like boxwoods, like mint, and always like the ocean. He can’t breathe without filling his lungs with the Atlantic.
Ren always seems to find him in the garden. The company is neither welcome nor unwelcome. He’s always there, like a shadow, though Hux never explicitly extends an invitation.
“I’m as tall as you,” Hux argues now. As if height and mass are at all corresponding. Ren could crush him, could probably break Hux’s wrist simply by squeezing hard enough and willing it so.
It’s thrilling.
morning rebagel for the daytime crowd!
High Class Escort AU:
- Hux has always been out, and he had never hid it
- When he goes to functions he always brought his ex, after the breakup he no longer has anyone to go with
- Not wanting to go alone and not only be the only one without a date but also the only openly gay man at the function he gives in and calls the number that his seedy business partner Snoke gave him
- The women on the line asks for what he wants and he says tall, because he wants them to look good together
- She offers to send him pictures of a few he says no need, just handsome, tall, and knows how to handle himself in high society
- She says they have one who fits that, and offers a picture, instead he just says to fly him out to where the dinner is and they can meet at his hotel
- There is a pause and the women lets him know this one does not do sexual favours
- Hux is now embarrassed and a little angry, he never planned o sleeping with him, but says fine without arguing the fact with the women
- Kylo Ren shows up at his hotel later in the day. He claims he is ready for the weekend, but he looks like a total slob. Has a ton of bags
- Hux already thinks this was a huge mistake
- Kylo puts down his bags and take his suit-carrier to the bathroom half a hour later Hux is taking that back
- Kylo comes out looking amazing, Hux has never seen anyone fill out a suit so well and even his messy bun has disappeared and is replaced with perfectly coiffed hair
- His mouth is dry as he takes Kylo’s arm and he knows he is going to spend all weekend trying to get the escort to like him

keep one step ahead of enemies
foretell worse things than
such frightful nights as these

LIEUTENANT HUX: 20, THREAT.
Recorded crimes:
- Soliciting a same-sex encounter
- Refusing to admit guilt for above
- Assaulting a peace officer by force
- Assaulting a peace officer with infectious bodily fluids
A younger Hux is caught off-duty by First Order officers during a cantina raid. For gay stuff. He manages to get a swing in before they subdue him enough for a mugshot though 🙂
From @sathinfection’s senator au, Idols and Dead Men.
🙏why I write🙏