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And here we have my KBB illustration! Which is just sfw enough to go in this blog.
by @sprijenga
Hux is a brilliant sniper, resulting in fame throughout the First Order, bringing up moral and recruitment with him as the poster-boy. Unfortunately this makes him public enemy number one for anyone who doesn’t agree with the Order and the Board has requested he get a body guard.
The man who showed up certainly wasn’t what he was expecting.
Go read it, guys!
I had a thought about the whole alien dick loving Hux and
What if he had a collection of alien dildos, like he has one cabinet filled with rows of alien sex toys of all shapes and sizes and colors, and some are just fuckin extreme like:
I have no idea how Kylo + bleach blond mowhawk + subtle piercings happened. He probably gave himself the scar when he found out Vader had one.
Holy shit holy shit holy shit his hair is so long. So perfect. More than enough to pull on and run fingers through. Which Hux loves to do btw.
Also Kylo Ren with an industrial?? More like sign me the fuck up.
Consider though; Hux as his piercer/tattoo artist.
Uncommon Soft Kinks for Kyluxers, GO!
Psst, Kylux fandom. Got an unusual fetish or kink? Is it some seemingly ordinary thing, event, or gesture? Do you just DIE when someone mentions it in a fic and read that one mention over and over, wishing there was a whole fic about just that ONE thing? Maybe you feel a little weird about liking it, maybe you’ve got a little shame going on?
Well, I am here to help!
If you guys are serious about this uncommon kinks thing getting writing/art recognition, I AM YOUR GUY. I’ve been chatting up @the-garbage-chute and they have suggested a side-blog/separate blog for this type of thing and personally, I really like the idea. You can pair up anonymously or if you wanna put your name on it, you can. Got a better idea? Shoot me an ask! Reply to this! TELL ME ALL THE THINGS!
I’ll tell you what I was hoping for and you can tell me (message me, anon or not!) and let me know your thoughts. There’s already quite a lot of traditional kink/fetishes in the fandom, but was hoping to gift fic/art to those that may not see as much action, especially those that are for seemingly common things that one not often consider a kink. Softer things. Maybe you really like watching people feed each other or seeing someone get shaved with an old-fashioned straight razor is your thing. Maybe you like the kissing of collar bones or something very specific like certain clothing or gestures. Could be a certain aspect of care-taking that gets you. Hell, maybe you like yawning or tickling. Maybe you like it in a sexual context or maybe, you just wanna cuddle. 😉 Whatever it is, I bet there’s someone out there who wants to help you out!
And of course, kink-shamers will be kicked to the curb. Haters can get out. I may be a soft-hearted sap, but you fuck with my Kyluxers and I’ll show you the business end of my lightsaber.
HIT ME UP!! I wanna do this thing!
pinch hitting for the KBB was the most fun i’ve ever had being completely stressed out! HAHAHAH!! (-^ O ^-) it feels really amazing to finally see everything come together!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ i’m so proud of everybody involved and can’t thank @kyluxbigbang enough!!! wow! what a thing!!!
so, these three drawings are the pieces i did for @zombiebrainsoup ‘s WAY too wonderful piece! it was an absolute delight and honour to work on this! and the fact that @zombiebrainsoup also turned out to be a lovely, amazing, kind, and funny human being that i am SO happy to have met ~ only makes it all the more wonderful!!! ❤ enjoy the huge flood of content everybody! it’s an amazing time to be here! (^ O^) ❤
So, the Kylux Big Bang released today and I wrote two things for it, and I’m not freaking out entirely, maybe slightly!
My original one – A Scorched Canvas – Highly explicit and relatively violent (please read all tags…) – has amazing art by @its-pixiesthings here
And I got asked to pinch-hit and ended up writing this piece of insanity – Moiré – which I kinda love, and to think it was never supposed to exist!
I’ll do proper shiny posts later once the panic has receded slightly. But for now, yeah, they exist they are things.
You guys, @dreamingofawolf is the best person, and her fics are the best, too. She’s an amazingly talented writer, and if you haven’t read all of her contributions to this fandom yet, then you have some excellent reading ahead of you!
If you like your kink heavy and your marking permanent, she’s got you covered with A Scorched Canvas. /fans self If you like your Kylux soft with a side of humor and another side of hurt/comfort, if you like Than and Mitaka being cute, if you like photography or models or Magic Roundabout, then Moiré is for you. It’s not just one of my favorite fics in this fandom, it’s one of my favorite fics of all the fandoms. I cannot rec these fics highly enough.
Yknow when i was naive and smol i used to think the jedi were amazing but boy oh boy was i so wrong.
“#i like the implication that hux is a connoisseur of alien dicks” Perhaps not just alien dicks. All dicks. General Hux, Dick Connoisseur
Look I’m just imagining teenage!Hux poring over the illustrations in old Imperial xenoanatomy texts with wide eyes, like what even is that thing and how could that possibly fit anywhere and obsessing over those thoughts until they finally circle properly around to …would it feel good and he has the most inappropriate sexual awakening ever for a proper son of the Empire.
(This is a lie: hundreds of thousands of proper sons of the Empire have had exactly the same experience. They were also properly filled with Imperial institutional xenophobic shame. Hux, meanwhile, just gets fucked by a Togruta on his first unsupervised shore leave.)
Also, please imagine that ex-imp/FO at some point get a reputation for this and it becomes the bedrock of galactic humour, the same way people like to make off-colour jokes about Welsh people being sheep-shaggers, or everyone in the rural american south marrying their cousin.
So like, every time FO officers are trying to raid a cantina they get a bunch of yinchorri cackling and saying OOH BACKS AGAINST THE WALL, LADS, IT’S THE FIRST ORDER and OOH STRIP SEARCH ME OFFICER I’M PACKING A FEARSME WEAPON. And the officers are all ‘No, stop this at once. This is important military matter!’
I can also imagine a kind of First Order Officer kink exists among certain nonhuman subcultures. Custom uniforms are a huge black market, one that the First Order tries to crack down on and can’t. There are Cantinas, if you Know Where to Look. First Order Officers hate raiding these. Hux makes up missions to bust them, periodically, when he’s collected enough people he needs to take petty revenge on. He says the clubs need to be eradicated, that they stain the reputation of the First Order, but the Officers know he’s full of shit. Hux funds the seedier ones himself.
He’s not only the president but also a member.Motherfuck how does this just keep getting better :DDDDD
dispatches from the dumpster 