the closer Kylo gets to Hux, the louder the thoughts become.hux both hates and loves that kylo can hear all of the dirty thoughts always plaguing his mind.
“His expression reminded her a little bit of Ben’s when he was little, running in after an afternoon of roughhousing with his friends, hair mussed, absolutely filthy, and proud of himself.” – Leia Organa [Bloodline, Chapter VIII]
Hi everyone, please reblog this wonderful nsfw head canon with Hux’s fantasies. Thank you.
1: two fine young men in uniform, each providing a mouth to one of Hux’s nipples, their hands joined on his cock, as he reclines like the pillow prince he is. The identities of the men vary.
2: (the old favourite) being entirely naked except for his coat, boots & cap, on the bridge 2a: being entirely naked apart from a white Imperial cape and boots and accepting the “respects” of a long queue of people
3: a wet tongue on his arsehole and the tip of a long nose pressing at him (at this point, Kylo starts to think “hmmmm”)
4: (another old favourite) dirty cantina rough trade! Big lads who don’t say much and fuck him against the bar while an audience yells and throws credits
5: consentacles
6: being rubbed all over with grease by a team of flight deck engineers and probed with a variety of tools
7: Kylo all done up in fine leather straps and taking a large dildo by using the Force on it
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Knights of Ren Additional Tags: Clown fetish, coulrophilia, coulrophobia, yep all those things, kyluxhardkinks, Spanking, Name-Calling, Dirty Talk, boy so many things about clown fetishes that i can never unlearn Summary:
For the kyluxhardkinks prompt: “Hux seemed to be the only one in town not bothered by the new trend of Creepy Clowns™ terrorizing the neighborhood. That’s because he makes time in his schedule to blow Kylo, Master of the Creepy Clowns™, in full clown wear behind the local Denny’s parking lot every Tuesday at 5pm after work.”
dispatches from the dumpster 
