Uncategorized – Page 161 – dispatches from the dumpster

bona–mana:

“Kiss me,”

jeusus:

I commissioned the wonderful artist @bona–mana to draw something that is very, very dear to my heart and that I might have talked about with some of you and despaired because I was unable to draw comic pages for it.

Most of my AUs happen in the same universe, just at different points in time. Kylo knows about about these reincarnation cycles but Hux is always oblivious.

The AUs here are in order:

Gladiator!AU
Viking!AU
Emperor!AU
Modern!AU

I cannot even begin to explain what a pleasure it was to work with @bona–mana. I tried to explain what I wanted to see and they immediately understood exactly what I wanted to see, a true magician.

I’m legit crying looking at it again.

gaylo-ben:

Kylo pushed Hux against the transparisteel overlooking starkiller base. “Your planet is almost as beautiful as you are, General…”

for @reserve’s request “kylux kisses for whatever reason” <3<3<3 //thank you to 2,500 followers!

The first order is with us we are one with the first order!

jeusus:

Honestly, this is just something that was lying around half done in a folder and was called “How can I make 11th century lingerie not ugly?”

flurgburgler:

millicent: check
cigarette: check
exasperated at your bf: check ∞

inchells:

Also twitter dump !!! !!!

mixxtapej:

antiarcticmonkeys:

themintywitch:

mixxtapej:

thedarksideoftheslash:

mixxtapej:

People act like college au Kylo would be the hot mess but I’m 99% sure that Hux would be the guy pouring red bull into his coffee and drinking it in one go while Kylo looks on in horror

I need a new college au rn

Hux has the thermos full of 5 hour energy and strong black coffee and Kylo has the same thermos full of tequila and mountain dew and they accidentally get them mixed up before lecture

Kylo is completely calm (bc I bc he has ADHD in college aus) and this is Weird for him bc he can Focus and Hear what the prof says and he Understands it all. Bc he is now caffeinated properly and not drunk and Wow is this what focus is like????

Hux falls asleep in class. Deadass, he is in REM sleep, he’s dreaming about his midterms.

They both don’t notice (they drink for effect not flavor) until they open the thermos and see the color is way off. They both show up to the lecture hall next class looking for whoever is holding their thermos, they meet eyes and Kylo raises his thermos and hux is like. “Ah. So this is the idiot that got me drunk on the day of midterm reviews. I got a B because of this asshole.” And Kylo is like “wtf did you put in your thermos. I got 100% on the midterm!” Which absolutely enraged Hux.

Kylo is like “I think I went to a fourth dimension and fought god for awhile?” And Hux is like “yeah you get used to that”

Meanwhile wasted Hux actually SMILED and scared the shit out of everyone