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once I built an entire star destroyer out of garbage
REBLOG IF YOU POST KYLUX pls!
It seems that with The Last Jedi, we have many new kylux shippers in the fandom. The last two years have been, erm, interesting for kylux, so here are a few things that you should know.
- Hux was not given a first name until “Armitage Day” in 2016, where he was named in one of the pre-TFA novels. This is why there are many different first names for him in early fanfics. Hux’s father’s name is Brendol. Before the reveal of Armitage, people often called Hux “Brendol” in fics.
- “techienician” is the name given to the Matt/Techie pairing. Matt is from Matt the radar technician (Saturday Night Live sketch “Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base”) and Techie from the movie Dredd (played by Domhnall Gleeson). Techie has recently been named Bill Huxley in the recent Dredd comics.
- “benarmie” is the name given to (usually young) Ben Solo paired with (usually) cadet Armitage Hux.
- “Kylo Amidala” is Kylo in traditional Naboo clothing, usually working in politics rather than being a First Order enforcer.
- There is a huge range from soft kylux to hard kylux, with many things in between and tons of AUs. There is something for everyone here!
- Two useful prompt blogs are @softkyluxkinks and @kyluxhardkinks.
- Mid-2016, things got a bit weird after something known as “dildo discourse 2k16″.
- Oviposition means egg insertion. It’s prevalent in the fandom.
- There have been many discourses. Size discourse (who is bigger, Kylo or Hux?), top/bottom discourse, dildo discourse, freckle discourse (does Hux have freckles or not? some people got very worked up over this), etc.
- Robe Hux and the ice blue couch come from Delilah Dawson’s Phasma novel.
- Millicent is Hux’s ginger cat. She is the invention of Pablo Hidalgo, a Disney creative executive.
- A huge portion of the fandom is queer (maybe even the majority), so don’t believe any bullshit you may hear from the antis.
I probably forgot stuff, so please reblog with any additions you may think of!
Don’t forget the monsters and tentacles kylux phase!
@kyluxficrecs = fic rec blog where you can request lists!
Don’t forget how the The Force Awakens LEGO game gave us aerobics Hux and the fact that Hux eats strawberry ice cream and apparently has a guy following him around with a tray of milkshakes for him lmao. And of course, all those beautiful Hux lines recorded by Domhnall himself.
Good additions!! I can’t believe I forgot aerobics Hux 😑
It seems that with The Last Jedi, we have many new kylux shippers in the fandom. The last two years have been, erm, interesting for kylux, so here are a few things that you should know.
- Hux was not given a first name until “Armitage Day” in 2016, where he was named in one of the pre-TFA novels. This is why there are many different first names for him in early fanfics. Hux’s father’s name is Brendol. Before the reveal of Armitage, people often called Hux “Brendol” in fics.
- “techienician” is the name given to the Matt/Techie pairing. Matt is from Matt the radar technician (Saturday Night Live sketch “Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base”) and Techie from the movie Dredd (played by Domhnall Gleeson). Techie has recently been named Bill Huxley in the recent Dredd comics.
- “benarmie” is the name given to (usually young) Ben Solo paired with (usually) cadet Armitage Hux.
- “Kylo Amidala” is Kylo in traditional Naboo clothing, usually working in politics rather than being a First Order enforcer.
- There is a huge range from soft kylux to hard kylux, with many things in between and tons of AUs. There is something for everyone here!
- Two useful prompt blogs are @softkyluxkinks and @kyluxhardkinks.
- Mid-2016, things got a bit weird after something known as “dildo discourse 2k16″.
- Oviposition means egg insertion. It’s prevalent in the fandom.
- There have been many discourses. Size discourse (who is bigger, Kylo or Hux?), top/bottom discourse, dildo discourse, freckle discourse (does Hux have freckles or not? some people got very worked up over this), etc.
- Robe Hux and the ice blue couch come from Delilah Dawson’s Phasma novel.
- Millicent is Hux’s ginger cat. She is the invention of Pablo Hidalgo, a Disney creative executive.
- A huge portion of the fandom is queer (maybe even the majority), so don’t believe any bullshit you may hear from the antis.
I probably forgot stuff, so please reblog with any additions you may think of!


i am a man with a heart that offends with its lonely and greedy demands – there’s only a shadow of me, in a manner of speaking i’m dead
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I’m probably not the right person to make these predictions because I do not have a good grasp of the kind of narrative priorities that value Power and Dark Prince stories in general. But I will be stunned if Supreme Leader Kylo lasts for more than a weekend. Like… people are talking about him ascending to power and crossing the ultimate line by becoming the ruler of the galaxy, but let’s be real about this guy’s leadership abilities. What qualities do we associate with a strong leader? Clear vision, high executive function, the ability to inspire respect and loyalty from their subordinates. Kylo Ren… where do I even start. We have yet to see him complete a single task, whether he fails OR succeeds, without having a massive mental/property destruction breakdown. He can’t get anything done because he’s constantly falling into dramatic meltdowns over his personal and spiritual problems. He screws up almost every villainous task he’s given in the entire first movie. I guess the raid on Takodana isn’t a complete disaster, but immediately afterwards he flips out and is back on his bullshit destroying infrastructure because he can’t and won’t regulate his emotions, because part of him hates the First Order and hates his job and wants to smash it all to pieces. I think the only time anything he does in TFA goes according to plan, it’s Han Solo. This fucks him up so much he loses his focus and is more or less directly responsible for the rebels destroying Starkiller Base. Hux hates him. All the First Order officers and stormtroopers we see steeling themselves to walk into or nope away from a room he’s freaking out in hate him. Even the red guards, who you’d think would be hip to Dark Sider power struggles, don’t recognize the apprentice gaining mastery by killing the master and attack him. How long can you hold a military organization together on the basis of personal magical powers alone? Because that’s really all Ben has going for him when it comes to the First Order. My son doesn’t have any friends at his school. He is 100% going to get fragged. He is a logistical disaster. A more entrenched dictatorship could probably survive that kind of volatile figurehead, but the First Order hasn’t been in at their current level of power for more than, what, a week? If I were a higher ranking officer who actually believed in the First Order and didn’t want the organization to implode, I would want him gone ASAP. If I were a petty officer, trooper, radar technician, or anyone else more anonymous, I would probably run. If I were Hux, I would just ditch him on Crait. I’m probably biased because the thing I want most for this guy is to be sent on the run and given a Zuko Alone arc to pull himself together as a human, but I really do not see this Emperor gig working out.