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Hux didn’t book one of those kinky couple’s chairs. The thick armrest of the run-of-the-mill seat blocked Ben’s feeble attempts to make their thighs brush as Hux fumbled with his satchel. The room was quite packed as well, and the previews started playing without Hux saying anything. However, he did manage to produce a small tupperware filled with nuts and another one with takeout from Wasabi—soup, by the looks of it. Hux got a pair of disposable chopsticks, and tried to look like a person who was not slurping ramen at the cinema.

–My Boy Builds Coffins, the story of terrible sugar daddy Hux is a collab I did with the one and only @longstoryshortikilledhim! Go read it, it’s fun!