@epiccuppycakes commissioned a Kylux modern AU with a holiday party disaster. I hope this satisfies!
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Title: Sleigh Me
Rating: NSFW
Pairing: Kylux
Word count: 5605
Summary: Kylo’s costume at the office Christmas do is one hell of a holiday surprise. Hux has no choice but to pin him up against the nearest surface and plow him.
Warnings: anal sex, oral sex, rimming, felching, semi-public sex, alcohol, modern AU, bickering, mild BDSM themes, piercings, holiday festivities, bad standards and practices for museum staff.
Disclaimer: This is totally not how security works at a museum holiday party.
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He couldn’t believe it. There was actually mistletoe hanging in a corner by the bar, and if that wasn’t completely inappropriate for an interdepartmental holiday do, Hux didn’t know what was. If he saw any of his colleagues snogging he thought he might be sick. It was bad enough that there was a photo booth, and unlimited drinks so long as they stuck to cheap liquor. At least people had been fairly conservative with their costumes. No “Naughty Mrs. Claus” outfits this year. Hux had arrived with his requisite Christmas jumper, and left it at that, but some of his colleagues wore antlered headbands, or hats with elf ears. The Education team seemed to have gone all-out, crafty bunch that they were, all decked out in shiny dresses with giant ribbons on the back like they’d all been gift wrapped. His department was noticeably less festive, probably too tired from a long week of uninstalling the Remembrance Day displays to bother with anything more elaborate than santa hats.
It’s that time of year again.
Sleigh Me (Kylux NSFW)
Published
dispatches from the dumpster 