High school senior Armie thought he had locked down an A in PE (he had shamelessly sucked up to the teacher for years). But after an accident, substitute teacher mr Ren is brought in, and god damn it he is strict. Hux can either stop smoking, drinking and clubbing, and go for a run or two… Or he can put to use the knowledge he gained when he and Phasma snuck into on of the local gay clubs, and saw a certain mr. Ren with a twink on each arm.