People act like college au Kylo would be the hot mess but I’m 99% sure that Hux would be the guy pouring red bull into his coffee and drinking it in one go while Kylo looks on in horror
I need a new college au rn
Hux has the thermos full of 5 hour energy and strong black coffee and Kylo has the same thermos full of tequila and mountain dew and they accidentally get them mixed up before lecture
Kylo is completely calm (bc I bc he has ADHD in college aus) and this is Weird for him bc he can Focus and Hear what the prof says and he Understands it all. Bc he is now caffeinated properly and not drunk and Wow is this what focus is like????
Hux falls asleep in class. Deadass, he is in REM sleep, he’s dreaming about his midterms.
They both don’t notice (they drink for effect not flavor) until they open the thermos and see the color is way off. They both show up to the lecture hall next class looking for whoever is holding their thermos, they meet eyes and Kylo raises his thermos and hux is like. “Ah. So this is the idiot that got me drunk on the day of midterm reviews. I got a B because of this asshole.” And Kylo is like “wtf did you put in your thermos. I got 100% on the midterm!” Which absolutely enraged Hux.
Kylo is like “I think I went to a fourth dimension and fought god for awhile?” And Hux is like “yeah you get used to that”
Meanwhile wasted Hux actually SMILED and scared the shit out of everyone
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