Dear god, someone please write this. It kind of reminds me of that QEP idea where Hux has a pair of Corellian uniform pants and tries to get Kylo Ren to wear them during role play and then proceeds to praise him on how well he imitates a rogueish space pirate… bc he has no idea who Kylo really is. EXCEPT THE OPPOSITE OF THAT LOL. ahem
For your NSFW head canon day. I think Hux is normally quite buttoned up and discreet. BUT. He has a Resistance uniform. Maybe he bought it on the black market, maybe he stole it from a one night stand he picked up in an Outer Rim cantina, and when he puts this uniform on he can be a FILTHY Republican/Resistance person and go for all the ‘depraved’ things he doesn’t allow himself otherwise. Loud public sex. Alien bukkake. Whatever.
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