look I’m not saying I’ve made some bad life decisions, but I’m currently going through my copy of the (New) Essential Guide to Alien Species and judging them on the criteria of “would Hux fuck that”
Do people remember these? I think they were designed to shut kids up on long walks and car journeys. Every time you saw one of the birds listed you ticked it off, and presumably when you’d got all of them you could finally give up on life and not give a shit about birds anymore.
I’m just saying, there is a 100% chance Hux has one of these on his datapad and it’s called i-Spy Alien Cocks.
dispatches from the dumpster 