Kylux Humour Fic Recs (Part 4)

generallyhuxurious:

[Submitter’s Note- Some of the lesser known crackfics I’ve enjoyed in particular!]

Wrong Place, Wrong Time by limit_breaker

“Hux and Ren stop for a quick bite to eat at a restaurant in a small town on a remote planet after completing a scouting mission. They don’t realize until it is far too late that this particular day on this particular planet is hailed as a day for celebrating true love and coupledom. Now they’re navigating awkward territory while everyone around them assumes they’re together. They deal with it the only way they know how: poorly.”

Dismantle me – by IrisParry

“ Kylo smiled. Like a fool. “When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?”

Hux tipped his head to one side, and Kylo wilted beneath his gaze.

“I keep a list,” Hux told him. He slid his hand to grip Kylo’s chin, tilt his face back up. “It’s alphabetised.” “

Eighty Hours and Counting by squire

“Hux regularly puts off sleep to the point he’s starting to hallucinate – which is a sure-fire sign for him to go to bed. Until one day, he sees something so blatantly unreal that it doesn’t even occur to him that it could, just possibly, be real…”

Couple’s Therapy by sunandoceanblue

““You’re married!” Phasma exclaimed when Hux pointed out he didn’t even know they were in a relationship.

To which Hux just shrugged and said, “Doesn’t mean we have to like each other.”

After that she booked them into a week of couples’ therapy.”

Digital Love by neon_bible

Following the disastrous weaponry summit on Corellia, marked mainly by destruction and sex, Ren and Hux enter into a six-week evil space boyfriend trial membership period where they take turns choosing dates and boinking each other. Ren takes Hux to a dance club and teaches him to twerk. Hux takes Ren to a raw vegan restaurant and to see the Imperial Orchestra. Millicent likes Ren more than Hux, Phasma mostly ships it while also being pursued by a secret admirer, Ren puts down a deposit for a treehouse on Endor, and the pair attend the Starkiller Base inaugural gala together, wherein a small moon is blown up and Ren wears a ball gown. Meanwhile, the Corellian government sues the First Order for property damage and gross misconduct related to the weaponry summit, while also sticking them with the $16 billion repair bill.