Things I say about Hux

flukeoffate:

1) Awww look at his cute little murder baby face!
2) Bow to the Evil Ginger Space Wizard
3) Hot Damn Starkiller
4) Fuck give me Hux covered in blood and savage
5) Shit, that speech turned me on
6) It’s such a ridiculous speech too.
7) HIS HAT. HIS LITTLE HAT. I WANT IT.
8) Fuck, that uniform. And Hux. Fuck Hux. But Uniforms tho, AM I RIGHT?
9) His hair has been kissed by the light of the suns he destroys.
10) Hux. So evil. So pure. My child.
11) All hail Emperor Hux.
12) Emperor Hux 2016.
13) Fuck.
14) Shit.
15) DAMNIT.
16) WHY does he not say LOATHSOME in the speech in the book? It’s the best part.
17) Competent villain. DO YOU SEE THAT? COMPETENT. VILLAIN.
18) He gonna rule the galaxy one day. Gonna happen.
19) DISNEY don’t you dare kill him before it happens. Only after. If you must. And I know you must. ;.;
20) …please, don’t make Kylo kill Hux, it will break me.